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Rom: Brother! I knew you would come!

Quark: It’s a surprise to me.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 6 – “Sacrifice of Angels”

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“And that’s Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle,” said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds.  “He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it.  Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he’s playing them — oh, look, he’s lost the Quaffle, Ginny took it from him, I do like her, she’s very nice. . . .”
Harry stared down at the commentator’s podium.  Surely nobody in their right mind would have let Luna Lovegood commentate?  But even from above there was no mistaking that long, dirty-blonde hair, nor the necklace of butterbeer corks. . . . Beside Luna, Professor McGonagall was looking slightly uncomfortable, as though she was indeed having second thoughts about this appointment.

“. . . but now that big Hufflepuff player’s got the Quaffle from her, I can’t remember his name, it’s something like Bibble — no, Buggins —”
“It’s Cadwallader!” said Professor McGonagall loudly from beside Luna.  The crowd laughed.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

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Giles:  Xander’s taken to teasing the less fortunate?

Buffy:  Uh-huh.

Giles:  And, there’s been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?

Buffy:  Yes.

Giles:  And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.

Buffy:  It’s bad, isn’t it.

Giles:  It’s devastating. He’s turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you’ll have to kill him.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Pack”

Quote of the Day

“It’s her,” Klaus said, speaking quietly so Hector wouldn’t hear him.  “I’m sure of it.  Isadora Quagmire wrote this poem.”
“I think so, too,” Violet said.  “I’m positive it’s her handwriting.”
“Blake!” Sunny said, which meant “And the poem is written in Isadora’s distinct literary style!”

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Vile Village – Lemony Snicket

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Miles O’Brien: Cannon to the right of them, Cannon to the left of them, Cannon in front of them, Volley’d and thunder’d…

Julian Bashir: Storm’d at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of Hell, Rode the six hundred.

Nog: Whatever it is you two are reciting, I wish you’d stop!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 6 – “Sacrifice of Angels”

Quote of the Day

Before anybody could respond to this ominous pronouncement, the dormitory doors opened again and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley hurried up the ward.  They had done no more than satisfy themselves that Ron would make a full recovery on their last visit to the ward; now Mrs. Weasley siezed hold of Harry and hugged him very tightly.  “Dumbledore’s told us how you saved him with the bezoar,” she sobbed.  “Oh, Harry, what can we say?  You saved Ginny . . . you saved Arthur . . . now you’ve saved Ron . . .”

“Don’t be . . . I didn’t . . .” muttered Harry awkwardly.

“Half our family does seem to owe you their lives, now I stop and think about it,” Mr. Weasley said in a constricted voice.  “Well, all I can say is that it was a lucky day for the Weasleys when Ron decided to sit in your compartment on the Hogwarts Express, Harry.”

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

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Xander:  Hey! Buffy!

Willow:  You missed it!

Buffy:  Missed what?

Xander:  We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting…

Willow:  It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 6 – “The Pack”

Quote of the Day

“Why does the Council have so many rules?” Violet asked.

“Why does anyone have a lot of rules?” Hector said with a shrug.  “So they can boss people around, I guess.”

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Vile Village

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Miles O’Brien: Here’s to retaking the castle.

Julian Bashir: And planting our flag on its battlements once again.

Jadzia Dax: You two spend too much time in the holosuites.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 5 – “Favor the Bold”

Quote of the Day

“Er-my-nee,” croaked Ron unexpectedly from between them.

They all fell silent, watching him anxiously, but after muttering incomprehensibly for a moment he merely started snoring.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling