The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Episode 7 – “The Dumpling Paradox”
Howard: Watch this, it’s really cool. Call Leonard Hofstadter.
Howard’s Phone: Did you say, call Helen Boxleitner?
Howard: No. Call Leonard Hofstadter.
Howard’s Phone: Did you say, call Temple Beth Seder.
Howard: No.
Leonard: Here, let me try. Call McFlono McFloonyloo. Heh-heh.
Howard’s Phone: Calling Rajesh Koothrappali.
(Raj’s phone rings).
Raj: Oh, that’s very impressive. And a little racist.
Skye: What I said before, when I said the uprising was… whatever I said, “a good thing”… I don’t want you to think I’m oblivious. What I was talking about was the Tweets.
Ward: Tweets… you trying to make things better or worse?
Skye: Peruvians have organized for the first time in decades. Thousands of suffering people who never met, uniting over a common idea… it’s mind blowing! And I don’t want to bring it up, because I don’t want to see your hate face, but… that’s what the Rising Tide is all about.
Ward: Ok…
Skye: Usually one person doesn’t have the solution, but a hundred people with one percent of the solution… that’ll get it done. I think that’s beautiful. Pieces solving a puzzle.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 1: Episode 2 – “0-8-4”
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – J.K. Rowling
“Ron,” said Hermione, in an I-don’t-think-you’re-being-very-sensitive sort of voice, “Harry doesn’t want to play Quidditch right now. . . . He’s worried, and he’s tired. . . . We all need to go to bed. . . .”
“Yeah, I want to play Quidditch,” said Harry suddenly. “Hang on, I’ll get my Firebolt.”
Hermione left the room, muttering something that sounded very much like “Boys.”
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 22 – “The Wire”
Bashir: Try not to yell at any more admirals for a while.
Sisko: I wasn’t yelling. I was expressing my opinion loudly.
The Muppets
Miss Piggy: All right, listen up you freaks!
The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Big Bran Hypothesis”
Sheldon: O Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 22 – “The Wire”
Jadzia Dax: Can you tell what’s wrong with it?
Julian Bashir: In my expert medical opinion, I’d say it’s… sick.
The Muppets
Lew: We all agreed: a celebrity is not a people!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 3 – “The Invitation”
[From Ron’s note] If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we’ll come and get you at five o’clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we’ll come and get you at five o’clock on Sunday anyway.
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 31 – “A Blinking Light Up On the Mountain”
Cecil: Ignorance may not actually be bliss, but it certainly is less work.
The Love Pirate 