Quote of the Day

The Muppets

Walter: But Kermit, you have to try! The Muppets are amazing! You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given!

Kermit the Frog: Children?

Walter: No, the other gift.

Kermit the Frog: Ice cream?

Walter: No, no, after that…

Kermit the Frog: Laughter?

Walter: Yes! The third greatest gift ever!

Quote of the Day

The Muppets

Walter: I think that’s just an Internet rumor, like, “There’s a country called Turkey!”

Gary: Walter, how many times do we have to go through this? Turkey is a real place!