Giles: I cannot believe you are fool enough to do something like this!
Xander: Oh, no, I’m twice the fool it takes to do something like this.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”
Jenny: Oh! Thank you so much for loaning me the Forrester book. It’s wonderful!
Giles: Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Jenny: Yeah, it was so romantic, so evocative.
Giles: That edition was my father’s. I, I, I must’ve read it… twenty times.
Jenny: Yeah, y’know how you have to, to dog-ear your favorite pages so you can go back to them?
Giles: Uh, uh, uh, what?
Jenny: Well, I mean, I-I practically had to fold back every single page. So finally I just, I just started underlining all the pages I really wanted to discuss.
Giles: U-u-underlined…?
Jenny: But then, of course, I spilled coffee all over it, I can’t even read it…
Giles: It’s a first edition!
Jenny: I’m lying, Rupert. The book’s fine. I just love to see you squirm.
Giles: Yes, well, I, uh… trust I gave good… squirm.
Jenny: Did anyone ever tell you you’re kind of a fuddy-duddy?
Giles: Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else.
Jenny: Did anyone ever tell you you’re kind of a sexy fuddy-duddy?
Giles: Well, no. Actually that, that part usually gets left out. I c-can’t imagine why.
Jenny: This weekend.
Giles: Would you like to go out?
Jenny: Mm, no, I think I’d like to stay in.
Giles: Uh, this, Saturday, then.
Jenny: Saturday night. I’ll see if I can make you squirm.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Jenny: Morning, England.
Giles: Oh, hello, Ms., uh, uh, uh, Jenny.
Willow: Feel the passion!
Xander: Mm-hm!
Jenny: Willow…
Willow: (coughs) Coughing, not speaking. (coughs more)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Jenny Calendar: I don’t know what it is about football that does it for me. I mean, it lacks the, the grace of basketball, the, uh, poetry of baseball. At its best it’s unadorned aggression. It’s such a rugged contest.
Giles: Rugged. American football. (laughs)
Jenny Calendar: And that’s funny because?
Giles: No! I just think it’s rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
Jenny Calendar: Is this your normal strategy for a first date? Dissing my country’s national pastime?
Giles: Did you just say ‘date’?
Jenny Calendar: You noticed that, huh?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 2 – “Some Assembly Required”
Willow: Giles!
Xander: Yo! G-man! What’s up?
Giles: Nice to see you. And don’t ever call me that.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”
Giles: The vampires?
Cordelia: Gone.
Angel: The Master?
Giles: Dead. The Hellmouth is closed. Buffy… Buffy?
Buffy: Oh, sorry. It’s just been a really weird day.
Xander: Yeah! Buffy died, and everything!
Willow: Wow! Harsh.
Giles: I should have known that wouldn’t stop you.
Jenny Calendar: Well, what do we do now?
Giles: I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d like to get out of this place. I don’t like the library very much anymore.
Xander: Hey! I hear there’s a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun.
Cordelia: Yeah!
Willow: Buffy?
Buffy: Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! I mean, I got all pretty.
Jenny Calendar: And what about him?
Buffy: He’s not going anywhere. Loser.
Giles: I’m not dancing, though.
Jenny Calendar: We’ll see.
Willow: You can come with us, Angel.
Buffy: I’m hungry.
Xander: So what’s the story with the car?
Cordelia: Oh, that was me, saving the day!
Willow: (to Angel) Get something to drink.
Buffy: Is anybody else hungry?
Willow: (to Angel) Well, no, don’t do that. Just hang.
Buffy: I’m really, really hungry.
Angel: By the way, I really like your dress.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 12 – “Prohpecy Girl”
The Love Pirate 