Julian Bashir: A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches. What have you been doing?

Quark: You mean, what have we been doing?

[Quark and Grilka erupt into naughty laughter]

Julian Bashir: Never mind. I don’t need that particular image running around my head. I’ll just treat you.

[Worf and Dax enter.]

Julian Bashir: What happened to you two?

Worf: We, uh…

Jadzia Dax: Well, if you must know…

Julian Bashir: No! I don’t need that particular image either. In fact, I’m going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that will be all.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 3 – “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”