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Buffy:  We don’t even know if this is anything.

Giles:  No, we don’t.

Buffy:  And I haven’t had a day off in a while.

Giles:  True…

Buffy:  And a cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer!

Giles:  Buffy, maintaining a normal social life as a Slayer… i-i-is problematic at best.

Buffy:  This is the 90’s. The 1990’s, in point of fact, and I can do both. Clark Kent has a job. I just wanna go on a date.

Giles:  Well, I, I suppose it was a fairly slim lead…

Buffy:  Thank you, thank you, thank you! And look, I won’t go far, okay? If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

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Buffy:  Hey, how’s it going?

Giles:  Uh, alright.

Buffy:  That’s great! I see we’re still working on that Anointed One problem, that’ll probably take you a few days, right? I mean, that’s one obscure prophecy…

Giles:  Well, yes, there are a few interpretations…

Buffy:  So tonight’s looking slow, right? Probably best to relax and regroup, no big disasters coming, that is *so* good, I will see you tomorrow then! Bye!

Giles:  She is the strangest girl.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

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Buffy:  Well, we’ll be ready whenever it is.

Giles:  Which is tonight.

Buffy:  Tonight, okay… Not okay! It can’t be tonight!

Giles:  My calculations are precise.

Buffy:  Nuh! They’re bad calculations! Bad!

Willow:  Buffy has a really important date.

Buffy:  Owen!

Giles:  Alright, I-I’ll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Buffy:  Okay, at this point you’re abusing sarcasm.

Giles:  Buffy, this is no ordinary vampire. But we have to stop him before he reaches the Master.

Buffy:  But… Cute guy! Teenager! Post-pubescent fantasies!

Giles:  Those will just have to be put on hold! The dark forces are aligning against us, and we have a chance to beat them back. Tonight we go into battle!

[Cut to the graveyard. Giles and Buffy are sitting on a large gravestone.]

Giles:  Perhaps I miscalculated.

Buffy:  I’m thinking yes.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

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Buffy:  It’s not that big a deal. It’s just a bunch of people getting together.

Willow:  It’s a very big deal!

Buffy:  It’s not!

Willow:  It is. (spots Giles) Tell her!

Giles:  I’m afraid it’s very big.

Willow:  Thank you! Wait! What are you talking about?

Giles:  What are *you* talking about?

Buffy and Willow:  Boys!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

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Buffy:  Oh! Owen! Hi!

Giles:  What do you want?

Owen:  A book?

Giles:  Oh!

Buffy:  See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.

Giles:  I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

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Giles:  We’re at the center of a mystical convergence here. We may, in fact, stand between the Earth and its total destruction.

Buffy:  Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!

Xander:  Oh, yeah, that’s a plan. ‘Cause lots of schools aren’t on Hellmouths.

Willow:  Maybe you could blow something up. They’re really strict about that.

Buffy:  I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y’know, like excessive not studying.

Giles:  The Earth is doomed!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”

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Xander:  I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.

Buffy:  So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?

Giles:  How about the end of the world?

Buffy:  Knew I could count on you.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”

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Giles:  Well, then help me. I’ve been researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of preordained massacre. Rivers of blood, Hell on Earth, quite charmless. I’m a bit fuzzy, however, on the details. It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine.

[Everyone stares at him.]

Giles:  That was a bit, um, British, wasn’t it?

Buffy:  Welcome to the New World.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”

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Giles:  So, all the city plans are just, uh, open to the public?

Willow:  Um, well, i-in a way. I sort of stumbled onto them when I accidentally decrypted the city council’s security system.

Xander:  Someone’s been naughty.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”

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Giles:  For as long as there have been vampires, there’s been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One.

Buffy:  He loves doing this part.

Giles:  Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don’t tell anyone. Well, I think that’s all the vampire information you need.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”