Miles O’Brien: Four weeks? Are you telling me I’ve been hanging around a Changeling for over a month?
Julian Bashir: And you never even suspected it wasn’t me?
Miles O’Brien: No. And the worst part is, the clues were right in front of me.
Julian Bashir: What clues?
Miles O’Brien: Well, for one thing, he… was a lot easier to get along with.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”
Quark: The Jem Hadar don’t eat, don’t drink, and they don’t have sex. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the Founders don’t eat, and don’t drink, and they don’t have sex, either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising.
Ziyal: It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta might be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs.
Quark: I never thought of that! I wonder what their favorite food is…?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”
The Love Pirate 