Giles: That’s all he said? Fork Guy?
Buffy: That’s all Cryptic Guy said: Fork Guy.
Giles: I think there are too many ‘guys’ in your life. (laughs at his own joke)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”
Xander: Who’s that?
Willow: That must be Angel! I think?
Xander: That weird guy that warned her about all the vampires?
Willow: That’s him, I’ll bet you.
Xander: Well, he’s buff! She never said anything about him being buff!
Willow: You think he’s buff?
Xander: He’s a very attractive man! How come *that* never came up?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”
Giles: Someone doesn’t like cheerleading.
Buffy: Or likes it too much.
Willow: Amy!
Buffy: Amy!
Xander: So, you guys are leaning towards Amy?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 3 – “The Witch”
Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 3 – “The Witch”
Buffy: You guys don’t have to get involved.
Xander: What d’ya mean? We’re a team! Aren’t we a team?
Willow: Yeah! You’re the Slayer, and we’re, like, the Slayerettes!
Buffy: I just don’t like putting you guys in danger.
Xander: Oh, huh, I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 3 – “The Witch”
Giles: This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this… Cult?
Buffy: You don’t like the color?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 3 – “The Witch”
Giles: We’re at the center of a mystical convergence here. We may, in fact, stand between the Earth and its total destruction.
Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!
Xander: Oh, yeah, that’s a plan. ‘Cause lots of schools aren’t on Hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They’re really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y’know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: The Earth is doomed!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”
Luke: You forget, metal can’t hurt me.
Buffy: There’s something you forgot about, too. Sunrise!
[Smashes a window. Luke cowers. Buffy stakes him.]
Buffy: It’s in about nine hours, moron!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”
Xander: I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.
Buffy: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
Giles: How about the end of the world?
Buffy: Knew I could count on you.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”
Xander: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life’s like, ‘Uh-oh, pop quiz.’ Today it’s ‘Rain of Toads’.
Willow: I know. And everyone else thinks it’s just a normal day.
Xander: Nobody knows. It’s like we’ve got this big secret.
Willow: We do. That’s what a secret is, when you know something other guys don’t.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Harvest”
The Love Pirate 