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(Xander drops his egg)

Willow: It didn’t break! How come it didn’t break?

Xander: Which is another secret to conscientious egg care: pot of scalding water and about eight minutes.

Willow: You boiled your young?

Xander: Yeah! I know it sounds cruel, but sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind! I mean, you can bet that little Xander here is thick skinned now.

Giles: Technically that would be cheating, yes?

Xander: No! It’s like a short cut. You know, when you run a race?

Buffy: That would also be cheating.

Willow: You should be ashamed.

Giles: I suppose there is a sort of… Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.

Xander: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 12 – “Bad Eggs”

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Willow:  Buffy! How come you weren’t in class?

Buffy:  Vampire issues. Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?

Xander:  I think the word you’re searching for is ‘absent’.

Willow:  Tardy people show.

Buffy:  Right.

Willow:  And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this.

(hands her an egg)

Buffy:  As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract.

Willow:  No, it’s your baby!

Buffy:  Okay, I get it even less.

Xander:  Well, you know, it’s the whole ‘sex leads to responsibility’ thing, which I personally don’t get. You gotta take care of the egg. It’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.

Willow:  My egg is Jewish.

Xander:  Then teach it that Dreidel song.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 12 – “Bad Eggs”

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Buffy: Come on, Mom, please?

Joyce: I’m sorry, honey.

Buffy: Don’t you understand how important this is?

Joyce: It’s an outfit. An outfit that you may never buy.

Buffy: But I looked good in it.

Joyce: You looked like a streetwalker.

Buffy: But a thin streetwalker… That’s probably not gonna be the winning argument, is it?

Joyce: You’re just too young to wear that.

Buffy: Yeah, and I’m gonna be too young to wear it until I’m too old to wear it.

Joyce: That’s the idea.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 12 – “Bad Eggs”