Buffy: I wish we could be regular kids.
Angel: Yeah. I’ll never be a kid.
Buffy: Okay, then a regular kid and her cradle robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”
Xander: Uh, I think that Ethan guy disappeared again.
Buffy: Darn. I really wanted to hit him till he bled.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Dark Age”
Willow: Boy, we blend right in.
Xander: In no way do we stick out like sore thumbs.
Angel: Let’s look around. You guys check out downstairs.
Xander: Sure thing, Bossy the cow!
Willow: Okay, but do they really stick out?
Xander: What?
Willow: Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, ‘Wow! That baby is sore!’
Xander: You have too many thoughts.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Angel: He leaves no paper trail, no records, that’s incriminating enough.
Xander: Yeah, I’m gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one.
Angel: Could you *not* call me that?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Willow: Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don’t wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?
Angel: Are you gonna tell me that I’m jealous?
Willow: Well, you do sometimes get that way.
Angel: You know, I never used to. Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feelin’ guilty… I really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 7 – “Lie to Me”
Xander: It’s strange, but beating up that pirate gave me a weird sense of closure.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 6 – “Halloween”
Giles: She lied to me?
Willow: Well…
Angel: Did… she have a date?
Willow: Well… Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brush-off! (to Giles) And you never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she’s the Chosen One, but you’re killing her with the pressure! I mean, she’s sixteen going on forty! (to Angel) And you! I mean, you’re gonna live forever! You don’t have time for a cup of coffee?! … Okay, I don’t feel better now, and we’ve gotta help Buffy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”
Willow: You dreamed about Angel again?
Buffy: Third night in a row.
Willow: What did he do in the dream?
Buffy: Stuff.
Willow: Oh! Stuff! Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?
Buffy: It had surround sound. I’m just thinking about him so much lately.
Willow: You two are so right for each other. Except for the, uh…
Buffy: Vampire thing.
Willow: That doesn’t make him a bad person. Necessarily.
Buffy: I’m brainsick. I can’t have a relationship with him.
Willow: Not during the day, but you could ask him for coffee some night. It’s the non-relationship drink of choice. It’s not a date, it’s a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it’s hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but…
Xander: What’s like a relationship?
Buffy: Nothing I have.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 5 – “Reptile Boy”
Willow: (about Angel) Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that’s still, like, four hundred dates with four hundred different… (Buffy gives her a look) Why do they call it a mace?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 3 – “School Hard”
Buffy: I couldn’t believe Angel. He was acting all jealous, and he wouldn’t even admit it.
Willow: Jealous of what?
Buffy: Of Xander.
Willow: Because you did that sexy dance with him?
Buffy: Am I ever gonna live that down?
Willow: No.
Buffy: Anyway, he was being totally irrational.
Willow: Love makes you do the wacky.
Buffy: That’s the truth.
Xander: Y’know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too.
Giles: Here, here.
Buffy: Sorry, but I’m an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 2 – “Some Assembly Required”
The Love Pirate 