Live Free or Die Hard

I was one of the few who were ridiculously thrilled when it was announced that, after years of rumors, there would finally be a fourth Die Hard film.  I’ve always been a huge Bruce Willis fan and I honestly couldn’t wait.  The original three are wonderful and unique and truly redefined what could be done on screen.  They’re three of the most pulse-pounding, hilarious, and heart-wrenching films in history, and they showed that just because you fill a movie with fights and explosions, it doesn’t mean there can’t be a heart and soul that soars and falls as much as in a great drama.  The Dragonslayer Myth was never (and hasn’t since been) so real, so pure, and so totally badass.

I’m here to say that Live Free or Die Hard delivers on all those fronts, though in a more restrained way.  The film takes one of my favorite characters in all of cinema and puts him in a believable and rather terrifying situation: a “terrorist” group has shut down the nation’s digital infrastructure, dealing a possibly fatal blow to the economic and social welfare of our country.  In today’s society, it doesn’t feel nearly as far fetched as it sounds.  They teamed our John McClane with an enjoyable sidekick (Justin Long), who keeps the plot rolling and makes McClane’s heroics seem even more incredible.  It’s a move that worked wonderfully in the third of the series and for the most part it pays off here.

The one aspect where Live Free or Die Hard seemed to fail (and fail is a relative term here) was in the role of the villain.  In the first three films you had villains who were as memorable as our heroes, who you enjoyed every moment they were on screen and who you missed when they weren’t.  Jeremy Irons brought a sadistic joy to his role in number three, William Sadler and John Amos brought a sense of reality and military discipline to number two, and Alan Rickman is one of the biggest Oscar snubs in history for his iconic role in number one.  Timothy Olyphant, however, brings very little.  The only real glimmer of a character comes in the moments where he is afraid of McClane, as he should be, but otherwise he is just a placeholder.  Part of the problem is that he is too young to be particularly threatening or wise, and he lacks any sort of color at all.  I’m not sure how much of that last bit is due to the writing, but I imagine he still wouldn’t have brought much to the table.

The action scenes are spectacular, particularly the helicopter chase and its finale.  There is an action piece in the end with a fighter jet that is fairly unnecessary, and it was probably inserted to throw in some more explosions before the tense and wonderfully low-key final sequence.  In my opinion they could have left it out, but the film doesn’t suffer much from the extra action.

What really matters, though, is our man McClane.  He is probably the most heroic of all movie heroes, and at the same time the most relatable.  Every hit he takes we all feel, which is part of the magic of the character, and part of the magic of Bruce Willis’ performance.  In the end, the only thing that can make this a Die Hard film instead of another action film is Willis and McClane.  He is older and slower and sadder, but he is still the same man, the one we want him to be.

The one real difference between the McClane of this film and the McClane of the others is that he makes more of an active choice to be involved.  In the first three he became involved against his free will and had no choice but to see the situation through.  In this film he is still thrown into things, but he has much more of an opportunity to step away and let others handle the situation.  At first I saw this as a negative, because the original trilogy was really an example of what a man can put himself through when he has no other choice but to die and allow others to die too.  This time he chooses to put himself through it all, because it’s the right thing to do, and someone has to.  If he had done nothing, the bad guys would have gotten away with their plan, but there would have been no personal cost to him.  But being the older and wiser man he is, McClane does what is right, and chooses to put himself at risk for the good of strangers.  I think that is the mark of good filmmaking, and it’s subtle.  A hero who does something heroic because he’s the hero isn’t nearly as interesting as a man who does something heroic because it’s the right thing to do.  And that is where John McClane really shines.

On a side note, to wrap this up, I’m rapidly losing my faith and my patience with the MPAA rating system.  Generally I think ratings aren’t that important in this day and age because you can easily go online (www.kids-in-mind.com) and see exactly what is in a movie before you take your family to see it.  It’s great that this information is available and it means there is no excuse for being surprised or offended by the content of a film.  The ratings are generally a guide for families, and I think that is great, but the R rating has really ceased to mean much.  As the rules stand, generally in a PG-13 movie you can say the word “fuck” or its derivatives 2 or 3 times as long as it is not in a sexual context.  Any amount over that line, or any sexual context, and you get an R rating.  I’m ok with that, as stupid as it is, but why have a rule if you can get around it?  When McClane delivers his signature line “Yippee-ki-yay Motherfucker!” a sound effect is used to cover the “fucker” part (only partially cover, you can still clearly hear it, I am glad to say).  How moronic is that?  Why base a rating on the existence of a phrase or word in a movie if you can get a lower rating by making it harder to hear, even when everyone can hear exactly what is being said and knows it anway?  For Pete’s sake, they used the line in the trailers and commercials for the movie, and on the posters.  By now everyone of every age knows what he’s saying (“Mommy, why does it say ‘Yippee-ki-yay Mo-” and cut off on the poster?  What does that mean?”).  It is dumb that there are words in our society that are forbidden, but it is far dumber that you can get away with obviously implying those words but not actually saying them.  It’s like we have rules just to make ourselves feel better when we do something we’re ashamed of or embarrassed by, because we really don’t understand why it’s something to be ashamed of or embarrassed by in the first place.

Anyways, I’m sorry about that, but it makes me furious (don’t even get me started on other aspects of the ratings, such as the disparity between violence and nudity in film).  Live Free or Die Hard was a real blast, incredibly exciting and funny, and, with the exception of the villain, exactly what we expect from a film with Die Hard in the title.  It’s a white-knuckle thrill-ride which will be hard to beat this summer.  Yippee-ki-yay Motherfucker!
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Unemployed

So in case you haven’t heard, I got laid off last week.  The company is downsizing its salary workforce and they decided I wasn’t needed.  I’m not particularly surprised but it was still kind of shocking.  After the wedding (4 weeks from tomorrow, I am so crazy excited!!!!) we’ll come back here and pack everything up and move back east, where we’d much rather be (it’s hot here, did you know that?).

But yeah, it’s pretty scary at the moment.  I mean, I’m not freaking out or anything, but not having a source of income, especially when we’re about to get married, it’s scary.  I’m looking for another mining engineering position back east.  I have a year experience under my belt, which should help, but we’ll see.

So if you pray, and have some spare time, if you could pray for us, that we get through this and it all works out.  I don’t know what will happen, but we’ll see, I guess.

Ratatouille

I am a picky eater, just ask my family, or my soon-to-be wife, or my friends, or anyone who has ever eaten with me.  It’s not that I don’t necessarily like to try new foods, it’s that I know what I like the most, and given the choice, I will choose those foods.  Take for example the classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  I ate one for lunch every day at school starting in kindergarten, and having eaten so many has given me a very refined sense of what makes a good PB&J to me.  It must use JIF Creamy Peanut Butter and Welch’s Concord Grape Jam.  Any other brand or type will just not do.  I generally go with Sara Lee Whole Grain White Bread, if I can find it, but it is really the inside that matters the most.  The construction of the sandwich is of the utmost importance.  Too much peanut butter and it is sticky and you are forced to drink too much, and too much jelly makes the sandwich soggy and overpowers the flavors.  Despite all the conditions, however, any PB&J is generally enjoyable, but not all are the same.

 

So it is with film.  I am certainly very picky when it comes to what I see in the theater.  I like anything that is well made, but there are certain types of films I return to when given the choice.  For example, 7 of the last 10 films I have seen were animated.  And while all were enjoyable, much like any PB&J, Ratatouille was made just the way I like them.  A Pixar film is like a sandwich made with exactly the right ingredients.  You know to expect the best of the best every time.  However, if you have eaten as many sandwiches as I, you know that perhaps every once in a thousand tries, if you’re lucky, you happen to make the perfect sandwich.  It cannot be planned, forced, or studied, it just happens.  The mix of the ingredients is perfect, just the right balance.  And when you take that final bite, instead of feeling satisfied, you feel fulfilled, as if nothing could have possibly been any better.  You can’t explain why, you can’t measure it, or quantify it, or even describe it.  It’s just perfection.  Ratatouille is perfection.  It has the indefinable quality of taking something made just the way you like it, and doing it so well that it becomes more than you ever imagined it could be.

 

So enough with the sandwich metaphor, right?  Let me put this in a way easy to understand.

Is Ratatouille the best animated film of the year so far?

Yes

Is Ratatouille the best film of the year so far?

Yes

Is Ratatouille the best Pixar film yet?

Yes

Is Ratatouille the best computer animated film ever?

It just might be.

Is Ratatouille the best animated film ever?

 

Well, that one is up for debate, but it will almost certainly crack my top 5, if not move all the way to the top.  I’ll have to see it a few more times to be sure.  It really is perfect, though.  It is a story full of heart, but is never sappy or melodramatic.  The days when the words animated and cartoon were one and the same are long gone.  Films like Ratatouille are truly the great connectors, bringing us all together to a point where we can move past things like “That’s just for kids” and realize that these films are made for all of us.  We can all enjoy them and grow together as a result.  Nothing in this world compares to sitting in a theater filled with people of all ages, races and backgrounds and sharing the emotional experience of cinema.  Lauging, crying, smiling together with strangers who you may never see again.  That’s what it’s all about.

 

So I’ve basically been rambling about everything but Ratatouille but that’s because I really find I lack the words to describe it directly.  I can only describe how it makes me feel about other things.  It truly is the first great film of the year, and is so far above everything else I’ve seen lately (much of which I very much enjoyed) that it’s hard to even classify.  The voice acting is some of the best I’ve seen, the animation has never looked so 100% real, the story was an absolute joy, made for adults but still enjoyable by kids.  None of that, however, really does it justice.  All I can really say is that it would truly be a tragedy for you to miss it.  And that is the highest praise that can be given to any film.
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(Also, I’ve been freaking out about WALL-E for months, and the teaser trailer is showing before Ratatouille.  It looks to be even better.)

“Ticks” by Brad Paisley

I just heard this on the radio for the first time this morning.  I love Brad Paisley, he never disppoints.  Here are the lyrics, and you can hear it over on his Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/bradpaisley.

“Ticks” – Brad Paisley

Every time you take a sip in this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips and I wish I was your beer
And in the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peek a boo
I’d like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo

Hey, that gives me an idea
Let’s get out of this bar and drive out into the country
And find a place to park

Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I’d like to check you for ticks

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don’t worry babe I’ve got your back
And I’ve also got your front
I’d hate to waste a night like this
I’ll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you
When we get there is me

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I’ve got way more class than them
And that ain’t what I want

Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
and I’d like to check you for ticks

Oooh, you never know where one might be
And oooh, there’s lots of places that are hard to reach

I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I’d like to check you for ticks

Oh, I’d sure like to check you for ticks

64

An interesting thing happened last night (or a funny thing, depending on how you look at it). I have been cleaning my incredibly messy apartment the past few days because my parents are coming out this weekend, and will be staying in my apartment until Monday, when they will head up to Palm Springs for the week, before returning to my apartment the next weekend. I’m really excited about it, because I love my parents very much, and we’re also really good friends, and they’re my heroes. It’s just the way I was raised, being an only child, so I just love spending time with them. We’re all very alike and enjoy being together.

So anyway, I was cleaning off my desk and in particular I was organizing the pile of movie tickets that had accumulated on my desk. I save all my ticket stubs, and I place them all in one of those sticky-paper photo albums. So I was going through my tickets, and putting them in chronological order with the help of my Excel workbook that I use for cataloguing all the movies I’ve seen and the DVDs I own. I was having trouble with some of my ticket stubs, because the ones from my local Ultrastar Theater in El Centro had problems with the ink wearing off while in my wallet (where I used to display the most recent 16 stubs). I eventually stopped displaying them in my wallet for this very reason.

So I was going through, and struggling with trying to read the faded writing, and I came across one I couldn’t identify. I could read the date and time on the ticket but could not read the movie title. I checked my Excel sheet and I was shocked to find that I had no film listed for that date. After a few minutes I managed to decipher that it was the film Fearless, starring Jet Li, and I realized I had completely forgotten to log it on my computer. I was ecstatic because last year I set a new personal record by seeing 63 films in the theater. The addition of Fearless boosts that number to 64.

Yeah, Ginny laughed at how pathetic I am too. It’s ok, don’t feel bad. I’m happy, and that’s what matters. And Ginny thought it was cute… so ha!

Oscar Wrap-up

Well, needless to say, I am very disappointed in the Academy for giving crap like The Departed the Oscar for Best Picture.  Don’t get me wrong, The Departed was spectacularly acted, but it wasn’t anywhere close to deserving of the highest award.  Of all the eligible films I saw last year, I can think of at least 18 films that were beyond a doubt more deserving.  Now, I understand that trying to judge art is entirely subjective, and that just because a film wins an Oscar does not make it better than another film (and vice versa), but the Oscars have always been very important to me.  I’m not entirely sure why, but I have a deep personal connection to them, and have for as long as I can remember.  I can’t recall ever having missed any of the ceremonies, though I cannot recall when I first started watching.  I don’t think it’s the glamour, the celebrities, the jokes or any of those things that make it so endearing to me.  I think, for me, it’s the fact that it is taking one of the things I love the most, and celebrating it as fully as possible.  Sure, there are mistakes and biases inherent in the awards themselves, but for me Oscar Night is a night not about specific films but about cinema as a whole.  It’s a night for me to justify my love for film to myself.  I love it when the films that have meant so much to me win awards because it shows that I’m not out of my mind, and that I’m attached to something of value, instead of to useless fluff.  It shows to me that movies aren’t just about shoveling handfuls of popcorn in your mouth (by the way, check out the most awesome Strong Bad E-mail Ever!) or about escaping from reality or having fun.  Movies are our dreams (so says Scorsese) and they at least mean more to me than just that.  I don’t go to all these movies because I’m bored on the weekends, or because I’m a loser, or whatever, I go because they speak to me, they teach me, they make me think, they make me feel, they show me things that I’d otherwise never get a chance to see.  What I love about the Oscars is that they acknowledge this, the hard work and the effort that goes into an art form that can do all those things, and still entertain and enthrall, and can mean so many different things to so many different people the world over.  It’s a big part of my dream to be a director someday.  Not necessarily winning or even being nominated, but just being a part of it all.

 

So I get disappointed when they choose to award a film like The Departed, which had no purpose or reason behind it except to show that people are ugly to themselves and to one another.  While this is a worthwhile subject to explore, there was no why behind it, it didn’t matter why the people acted the way they do, or what they can do to change or make things better, it just simply showed that they were that way.  It lacked everything that gives movies more depth than just a simple still picture.

 

Other than The Departed, however, I was fairly pleased with the award winners.  I only got 13/24 correct from my predictions, the same tally as last year, though I only got 5 out of the big 8 correct this year.  I was wrong about both awards The Departed won, and was wonderfully surprised by Alan Arkin’s win for Little Miss Sunshine.  I still would have given the award to Eddie Murphy, but I think Arkin was fantastic as well.  I was happy for Scorsese, even if I didn’t agree, and was thrilled with the wins by Mirren and Hudson, both of whom shined out brightly above the rest.  I also think it’s great for the Academy to show that singing and acting are not mutually exclusive.

 

I was also surprised by Pan’s Labyrinth, which won several awards I didn’t think it would, and lost what I thought was a sure bet because of publicity alone for Best Foreign Language Film.  Melissa Ethridge’s win for Best Song also shocked me, and I was pleased that they didn’t bow to Dreamgirls just because of its 3 nominations.

 

I thought Ellen Degenerous did a good job hosting.  She was calm and sweet and warm and everything I hoped she would be.  Most people will be saying that it wasn’t funny enough, but I think it was very classy, and I’ll take funny over classy any day.  Besides, they managed to work in an AWESOME Snakes on a Plane joke, and it doesn’t get any better than that (the contortionist/interpretive dance people were a perfect addition, and I hope they come back next year).  I enjoyed the sound effects choir, and all of the film montages except the Michael Mann one about America, because it was pretty pointless.  I was happy to see Al Gore pop up many times, and be funny and charming and moving in his acceptance speech.  I also loved the moments of Coppola, Speilberg and Lucas on stage together, and it just reminds me what a shame it is that Lucas has never won an Oscar.  Those three are the ones I measure all others by, and if I ever get to live my dream, they’re the ones I’m going to measure myself by.

 

Overall I’d give the night a solid B+.  It ran a bit too long, and had some superfluous bits, but was very classy, and the award winners were good overall, just brought down by the Best Picture disappointment.  But still, I’m already counting down the days to the 80th awards show, which promises to be a big deal, I’m sure.

Last Minute Oscars Update

So I finally managed to see Letters from Iwo Jima, less than 24 hours before the Oscars, and it certainly now has me rooting for it.  I made some last minute changes to my previous post, though I changed no predictions.  I did change my personal pick for Sound Editing, and I changed my comments for Best Director and Best Motion Picture.  It was a truly phenomenal film, and has once and for all proved to me how enormously skilled Clint Eastwood is (I also watched Unforgiven yesterday, one of his two Best Director wins so far).  It’s a shame that most of the voters had probably not even seen this film before voting, so it won’t stand much of a chance in the major categories.  I still give it an A+ though.

(On a side note, I’m a bit Japanese’d out.  I watched all 3.5 hours of the legendary Seven Samurai, and then I proceeded to the theater to see the 2.5 hour Letters from Iwo Jima, both of which are in Japanese with English subtitles.  You’d think I’d be able to speak Japanese after all that… or not.  Whew.)

The 79th Annual Academy Awards

With the Academy Awards fast approaching (Sunday night), I figured it was time for me to offer up my opinions, picks, and predictions.  Last year I correctly predicted 13 out of the 24 winners, and 6 out of the 8 winners in the major categories (acting, picture, director, and screenwriting).  I’m now going to give you my breakdown of the categories. For each category I have my prediction of who will win (the nominees can be found here), and my pick if I could choose from any film eligible, whether nominated or not. So without further ado.

Best Short Film, Live Action:
Prediction:
West Bank Story
My Pick: N/A

Best Short Film, Animated:
Prediction: The Little Matchgirl
My Pick: No Time for Nuts

Best Documentary, Short Subjects:
Prediction: Recycled Life
My Pick: N/A

Best Documentary, Features:
Prediction: An Inconvenient Truth
My Pick: An Inconvenient Truth

I was pretty angry that Shut Up & Sing wasn’t nominated.  It’s not my pick, but I definitely think it deserves the nomination.

Best Foreign Language Film of the Year:
Prediction:
El Labortino del Fauno (from Mexico)
My Pick: El Labortino del Fauno (from Mexico)

Best Animated Feature Film of the Year:
Prediction:
Happy Feet
My Pick: Happy Feet

This is a tough call.  I think Happy Feet was deeper and therefore got more attention, but it did not get the overwhelmingly good reviews that Cars did.  Plus the Academy has a Pixar bias (The Incredibles, Finding Nemo)

Best Achievement in Visual Effects:
Prediction: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

My Pick: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Best Achievement in Sound Editing:
Prediction: Letters from Iwo Jima
My Pick: Letters from Iwo Jima 

Best Achievement in Sound:
Prediction: Dreamgirls
My Pick: Dreamgirls

Best Achievement in Makeup:
Prediction:
El Labortino del Fauno
My Pick: El Labortino del Fauno

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song:
Prediction:
“Listen” – Henry Krieger, Scott Cutler, Anne Previn;
Dreamgirls
My Pick: “Life is a Highway” – Rascall Flatts;
Cars
I definitely don’t understand why three of the nominees are from Dreamgirls, which is not an original musical.  I understand “Listen” was an excuse for Beyonce to get to show off in the movie, and the other two are nice, but it just doesn’t make much sense.  None of the songs nominated from Dreamgirls made nearly the impression that the original songs did, and nominating them just because they’re from a musical seems lame.  Or maybe it’s just an excuse to keep a country group from performing at the Oscars (just kidding).


Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score:
Prediction:
Gustavo Santaolalla;
Babel
My Pick: Bill Conti; Rocky Balboa

Best Achievement in Costume Design:
Prediction: The Devil Wears Prada
My Pick: A Prairie Home Companion

Best Achievement in Art Direction:
Prediction:
Dreamgirls
My Pick:
V for Vendetta

Best Achievement in Editing:
Prediction: United 93
My Pick: United 93

Best Achievement in Cinematography:
Prediction:
Children of Men
My Pick: The Illusionist

Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Published or Produced:
Prediction:
Children of Men
My Pick: A Prairie Home Compaion

So at first I was extremely pissed that Borat got a nomination.  It’s such trash that to name it among these other outstanding films is insulting and enraging.  Then I realized the irony of it.  For a movie that claims to be almost completely improvised and claims to show real people giving their real opinions, it has to have had a significant portion pre-scripted (as the testimonials following its release have attested to), which completely undermines its credibility as a revealing faux-documentary which exposes the true views of Americans.  Though, I’m probably just reading into this what I want, so I can allow myself to watch an awards show that nominated Borat for anything.  But I love irony.

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen:
Prediction: Little Miss Sunshine
My Pick: Little Miss Sunshine

Best Achievement in Directing:
Prediction: Martin Scorsese;
The Departed
My Pick: Robert Altman; A Prairie Home Companion

I’m sure this will be Scorsese’s year.  The Departed was well directed in spurts, but overall was lacking.  Part of that is due to the script and we can’t completely fault Scorsese for that.  However, I don’t think he deserves this unofficial lifetime achievement award.  After all, it’s supposed to be the best directing in 2006 and biases shouldn’t come into play.  Of the nominees, it should either be Eastwood or Greengrass, both of whom took a story and made it into art of the highest quality.  They made people feel more than just shock, fright or revulsion, unlike Scorsese.  There is a reason Eastwood already has two awards in this category, and Greengrass took an impossible film and made it spectacular.  Even Frears deserves the award over Scorsese, with his subtlety and grace.  I’m sorry, but I think even the best Scorsese is overrated, and this isn’t anywhere close to the best Scorsese.  Unfortunately, I still think he’ll win.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role:
Prediction: Jennifer Hudson; Dreamgirls
My Pick: Jennifer Hudson; Dreamgirls

If you had taken Hudson’s performance of “And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going” and put it in anything else whatsoever, including Borat, she would still deserve the nomination and the win.  And the rest of her performance in Dreamgirls is just as phenominal

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role:
Prediction:
Eddie Murphy; Dreamgirls
My Pick: Eddie Murphy; Dreamgirls

Yes, that’s not a mistake.  Perennial fat-suit wearing funnyman Eddie Murphy deserves to win for his both flashy and haunting performance in Dreamgirls.  Besides the outlandish performances and personality he showed, the heart-wrenching scene where he silently waits for all of his friends to leave the room before shooting up shows why he deserves this award.  (And if they ever have a Best Animated Performance award, they will need to go back in time to award it for his role as Donkey in Shrek.)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role:
Prediction: Helen Mirren; The Queen
My Pick: Helen Mirren;
The Queen
Surest bet this year, and the most deserved.


Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role:
Prediction: Forest Whitaker;
The Last King of Scotland
My Pick: Sylvester Stallone; Rocky Balboa

Of the nominees in this category, the only film I saw was The Pursuit of Happyness.  So while it may be unrealistic, Stallone’s performance showed that actors do get better with age, even if it takes 4 movies in a series and 21 years between such wonderful performances.

Best Picture:
Prediction: Little Miss Sunshine
My Pick: A Prairie Home Companion

I’ve made no secret about how I think A Prairie Home Companion was by far the greatest film of 2006.  The surprise here is the prediction of Little Miss Sunshine for Best Picture.  I know I’m predicting a major upset here, but I have my reasoning.  The Departed, despite Scorsese’s predicted win, is just too violent and has a story too overblown and difficult to identify with to be a major contender.  The Queen, while wonderful and understated, is too British and doesn’t pack enough punch or resonance in America for voters to mark it down for the win.  Babel (which I did not like) has a good premise and some strong performances, but is not so much of a film as a thesis on the interconnectedness of man.  It has some major plot holes and just feels too contrived.  While this type of film does appeal to the Academy, with its large and ethnically diverse cast and sprawling locations, I just don’t think it is the sort of film that people will remember 20 years down the road.  I loved Letters from Iwo Jima and I think it is an immensly deserving film, far, far better than Babel and The Departed, but I was only able to see it less than 24 hours before the awards ceremony which shows its distribution problems.  The vast concensus seems to be that it has little chance, because most of the voters have probably not seen it.  It is a unique and interesting film, wonderfully shot as only Eastwood is capable of, and beautifully acted.  However, I do not think it has much of a chance, which is a shame.  So I’m going with Little Miss Sunshine, the dark “independent” comedy that everyone could find a way to identify with.  Bitingly funny, warmly touching, and all around enjoyable, it has the emotional punch to make voters think twice before marking their ballot for something bigger and flashier.  It was the one film of these five that people seemed to want to see again and again, something that made them feel good, and important, and special.  It’s been either 7 or 8 years since a comedy won (depending on whether you consider American Beauty a comedy.  I don’t, so I go with Shakespeare in Love from 8 years back) and I think with the world the way it is, another comedy is due.

 

So, what do you think?  Disagree with any of my predictions or picks?  Or agree?  The Oscars are Sunday, and afterwards I’ll post my score and my thoughts on the event and the awards for those interested.  Have a great Oscar Week.

What I love about cinema

I will probably get more crap from everyone for this post than I’ve ever gotten for any other.

 

I watched the film Armageddon tonight and it totally rejuvenated my love of film, and my desire to someday try to live my dream.  Most people would refer to Armageddon as the ultimate popcorn movie, dumb and loud (and for the record, it is most certainly the loudest movie I’ve ever seen in the theater, my ears rang all the next day like I’d been 2nd row at a rock concert).  Even those who love the movie say that it’s just plain fun without much else.  And while I’m not necessarily going to say they’re wrong, I will say that Armageddon represents most of the things that I love about movies.

 

First let me talk about the quality of the film, before I get into why I like it.  Even Armageddon’s detractors highly praise its visual effects, sound editing and mixing, and set design (the filmmakers were allowed the use of many restricted areas at both NASA centers, and the asteroid set was the largest indoor set ever constructed).  The film is fast paced in terms of both storytelling and editing, with each cut lasting an average of 1.5 seconds, and with a running time of 2:31, never gets dull.  The story is, of course, ridiculously unbelievable, as are all such disaster prevention movies (Deep Impact, The Core and most likely the upcoming Sunshine), and it is a strain for even the most tolerant of viewers to suspend disbelief when faced with such absurdity.  The characters are one-dimensional, the editing is choppy and the direction is overt.  Why, then, does it have a grade of A in my movie Excel spreadsheet, and why does it hit me so emotionally hard that I find myself weeping from a mix of emotions in multiple places?

 

Yes, Armageddon makes me cry.

 

Are you done laughing?  Ok, I’ll wait…

 

Yep, it makes me cry.  Add it to the long list.  It’s not a Schindler’s List kind of crying, or a Requiem for a Dream kind, but I’d put it in the same vein as films such as E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, The Natural, Hook and even parts of The Lord of the Rings.  I think a study of the scenes that make me cry might shed some light on what it is that I find so wonderful about Armageddon.  Aside from the obvious scenes such as the character Harry’s death, and the other melodramatic scenes of strong emotion involving deaths or reunions, are a number of smaller scenes.  The best examples of this are the 3 scenes involving the character Chick and his ex-wife and son.  In the first of these 3 scenes, Chick shows up at her doorstep on his last night before the mission, and he encounters her and their son on the front porch.  The son asks who he is and she tells him that Chick is a salesman and sends the boy inside.  After a quick reproach from her, he apologizes for the wrongs he’s done, and asks her to give the boy a toy space shuttle saying that she doesn’t have to say who it’s from.  The next scene is really a moment of a larger scene.  As the two crews depart to board the shuttle, they are surrounded by reporters and onlookers as we are treated to the President’s speech in voiceover.  The film intercuts their walk to the shuttles with shots of people from around the world listening to the speech and watching the launch coverage on TV.  Chick’s ex-wife and son get about 5 seconds in this montage, during a pause in this speech.  The music (interestingly like something out of Titanic) swells and we see the son watching TV with the toy shuttle in his hand while the ex-wife is on the phone.  The boy sees his father and says, “Mommy, that salesman’s on TV.”  The wife drops the phone and rushes to see.  It then cuts to a shot of her with her arms around their son saying, “That man’s not a salesman, that’s your daddy.”  The final scene is part of the reunions as the survivors are greeted by friends and family after returning to Earth.  As Chick watches others embracing their loved ones, and is feeling disappointed, his son comes running out from behind a car and leaps into his fathers arms.  Thus, in 3 short scenes, adding up to no more than 2 minutes of screen time, a story is created that has the ability to absolutely rip my heart out and tear it to shreds, in the best way possible.  The “Mommy, that salesman’s on TV” line even gets me choked up while I sit here typing this.

 

So what am I driving at with all this (other than the fact that I’m easily incapacitated by the cheesiest of melodrama)?  Is what I love about this movie the fact that it wears its heart on its sleeve?  Or that it only gives the characters one emotion to feel at a time, so that things are simple and more visceral?  I think it’s something beyond that, and its something that movies like E.T. and Hook also have.

 

They are pure.

 

Sure, the best movies are usually complex and deep and intricate.  And certainly many people would call those films I call pure things like simple, shallow, or even boring.  But in no other art form can you create something so pure.  It’s something that “only celluloid can deliver” (a dollar to whoever can name what movie that quote is from, without cheating).  Sure music can be pure, or the visual arts, but nothing compares to cinema.  That is what I love about Armageddon.  There is no pretense, no falseness, no bullshit.  Every card is laid out on the table for all to see.  Yes, you are told what to feel in a particular scene.  You’re practically hit over the head with it.  Many people find this insulting, but if you were to let yourself feel those feelings, instead of turning up your nose at them, then you would have an experience unlike anything you’ve felt before.  To call it beauty would not be fair to things which are beautiful, but it is much the same feeling as is caused by beauty (and in the case of films like E.T and Hook, it is beauty too).

 

Now, that is not to say that just because something is “pure” that it generates the same feelings.  The pure I refer to is more than just “purity”.  It requires everyone involved to be completely dedicated to the work.  Even in the most deep and interesting film, one can usually find a line of dialogue or a moment of emotion that feels or looks forced or awkward.  It is easy to imagine the awkwardness on set when someone is having to deliver a line that they don’t agree with, that they feel doesn’t fit, or that is just poorly written, or when they have to act in a way that is embarrassing, unrealistic, or silly.  What Armageddon does that so few films manage to do is deliver performances completely devoid of any embarrassment, awkwardness, or the feeling of being forced.  The best example of this is the “Leaving on a Jet Plane” scene (the animal cracker scene is another good example), where Ben Affleck’s character A.J. begins to sing this sappy song to his fiancée as they say goodbye before the mission.  It is a moment that caused severe embarrassment among those in the theaters the times that I saw the film.  There was nervous laughter, shuffling of positions in the seats, and general noisemaking that was meant to cover up the embarrassment.  What made it so embarrassing for most in the theater was that there was no sign of embarrassment from any of the actors for having to perform the scene.  It was the same sort of situation as when your friend does something that embarrasses you in public and shows no signs of having any embarrassment or shame of his/her own.  The actors in the scene, and the movie as a whole, completely committed to what they had to do, and that shows a tremendous amount of trust in each other and in the director to know what he is doing.  That is something rarely found in films and the world around us.  Trust.  Trust allowed all of those involved in the film to look past its many shortcomings and to work together to make something for the enjoyment of others.

 

So to wind this up I guess I’ll just sum up the other things that make this movie so enjoyable for me.  It is very funny in places, and the writing (if not the story itself) has some wonderful moments.  Bruce Willis, who is one of my favorite actors, shines in this film, getting to show off both his dramatic presence and his wonderful comedic abilities, both of which made the Die Hard films so spectacular.  The rest of the cast dives headfirst into their roles, completely committing themselves.  Ben Affleck is a vastly underrated actor, as Hollywoodland showed us last year, and it’s easy to see how he was capable of that performance looking back at this one.  The music is perfect, I think, with the two main themes weaving together nicely, and easily rousing the emotions they are meant to conjure.  I must also add that the only #1 single of Aerosmith’s career, “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing,” is one of the best songs ever written for a non-musical motion picture.

 

So I hope that if you’ve never seen Armageddon before, that maybe this will have convinced you to give it a try, and if you have seen it before that it will remind you of its better qualities.  I don’t expect anyone to react to it in exactly the same way as me (which is what makes film wonderful, everyone reacts differently), but at the very least it is an extremely enjoyable movie that I would recommend to anyone.

High School Musical

Well, it finally happened, I got bitten by the High School Musical bug.  Those who know me well probably aren’t surprised.  I saw it all the way through for the first time tonight, and after the first song I was hooked.

I know there are many who have scoffed at it for its sugary-sweetness, but that is one of its most endearing qualities.  Most people these days can’t stand a bit of sweetness, which is why the more successful films have anywhere from a hint of darkness to nothing but.  I won’t quote The Matrix again, but things just seem more real when there’s some darkness or bitterness or anger or tragedy.  Anything without that is just cheesy.  Well you all know that I like cheesiness (you should see me cry my eyes out in Hook if you don’t believe me).  High School Musical is one of the cheesiest things I’ve ever seen, and in a good way.

I’ve often heard variations on the expression “so sweet I could puke”.  This movie is one step short of that.  The best comparison I can come up with is Halloween night.  Everyone knows the feeling of eating so much candy you make yourself sick with all the sugar.  This is like stopping one piece of candy before that point.  It’s that feeling of being so completely full of sugary goodness that you practically glow, being completely content and happy, knowing that if there were any more you’d just burst.  And it is a wonderful feeling.

Having said that, HSM is one of the most unrealistic movie I’ve ever seen.  For me, high school was the worst time of my life, full of mean, hateful, spiteful, evil people.  And while a bit of that is touched on, especially with the wonderful song, “Stick to the Status Quo”, it’s still from a school where no one drinks, does drugs, or even kisses (not even the romantic leads), and in the end everyone ends up friends and is that much the better.  Now I know part of this is the oblivious point of view of the adults producing and directing this film, and part of it is just classic Disneyfication.  However, is it too much to hope that high school, kids, and people and general could really be like this?  That we could actually learn to Love Everybody?

Yeah, I’m an idealist, but I’m proud of it, more so than anything else about myself.

It’s interesting that I also saw Children of Men today, a movie about a world with no children.  And while I feel bad calling the kids in HSM children, being only 5 or 6 years removed from them, it’s easy to see how a world could loose hope without the sound of their voices.  HSM can show us what we all have the potential to be; good, pure, loving, honest, sweet… and happy.

Children of Men * A *
High School Musical
* A *

I was also going to write a tirade on how ridiculously stupid high school athletics is, but decided it wasn’t worth the effort, and I might just be rather biased about it anyways.
I also want to add that the character I like and identify with the most is the composer of the musical Kelsi.  She has the best moments in the entire movie (check out her enthusiasm for rehearsing with Troy and Gabriella when they get the callback, or the moment when she kicks the piano bench during “Breaking Free”).