Quote of the Day

“Well, it is clear to me that he has done a very good job on you,” said Scrimgeour, his eyes cold and hard behind his wire-rimmed glasses.  “Dumbledore’s man through and through, aren’t you, Potter?”
“Yeah, I am,” said Harry.  “Glad we straightened that out.”

And turning his back on the Minister of Magic, he strode back toward the house.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

Buffy:  Oh! Owen! Hi!

Giles:  What do you want?

Owen:  A book?

Giles:  Oh!

Buffy:  See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.

Giles:  I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

Quote of the Day

The French expression “cul-de-sac” describes what the Baudelaire orphans found when they reached the end of the dark hallway, and like all French expressions, it is most easily understood when you translate each French word into English.  The word “de,” for instance, is a very common French word, so even if I didn’t know a word of French, I would be certain that “de” means “of.”  The word “sac” is less common, but I am fairly certain it means something like “mysterious circumstances.”  And the word “cul” is such a rare French word that I am forced to guess at its translation, and my guess is that in this case it would mean “At the end of the dark hallway, the Bauldelaire children found an assortment,” so that the expression “cul-de-sac” here means “At the end of the dark hallway, the Bauldelaire children found an assortment of mysterious circumstances.”

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

Rom: Latinum lasts longer than lust – Rule of Acquisition 229.

Miles O’Brien: Maybe. But lust can be a lot more fun.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 20 – “Ferengi Love Songs”

Quote of the Day

“An Unbreakable Vow?” said Ron, looking stunned.  “Nah, he can’t have. . . . Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure,” said Harry.  “Why, what does it mean?”
“Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow. . . .”

“I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.”

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

Giles:  Where am I gonna find the…

Buffy:  In the vid library? There’re no books, but it’s dark and musty, you’ll feel right at home, go!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”

Quote of the Day

“We’ll take the elevator,” she said, as the doors slid open, and then with one last smile she swept her arm forward and pushed the Baudelaire orphans into the darkness of the elevator shaft.

The Ersatz Elevator

Sometimes words are not enough.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator – Lemony Snicket

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: So I guess it’s your game again.

Miles O’Brien: What’s that, five in a row?

Julian Bashir: At least.

Miles O’Brien: Wait a minute. You haven’t been letting me win, have you?

Julian Bashir: What makes you think that?

Miles O’Brien: You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.

Julian Bashir: Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.

Miles O’Brien: I don’t believe it. I don’t need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.

Julian Bashir: I never said you couldn’t.

Miles O’Brien: Well, play then. Really play!

[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O’Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]

Miles O’Brien: Alright, from now on, you play from over here,

[moves Bashir behind a pole]

Miles O’Brien: I play from up here.

[stands in his usual spot]

Miles O’Brien: If that doesn’t work, we’ll try a blindfold.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 16 – “Dr. Bashir, I Presume?”

Quote of the Day

“I don’t think you should be an Auror, Harry,” said Luna unexpectedly.  Everybody looked at her.  “The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that.  They’re working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease.”

Harry inhaled half his mead up his nose as he started to laugh.  Really, it had been worth bringing Luna just for this.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

Quote of the Day

Giles:  Uh, well, basically the, uh, the She-Mantis assumes the form of a beautiful woman and then lures innocent virgins back to her nest.

Buffy:  Virgins? Well, Xander’s not a, uh… I mean, he’s probably…

Willow:  …gonna die!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”