“Ticks” by Brad Paisley

I just heard this on the radio for the first time this morning.  I love Brad Paisley, he never disppoints.  Here are the lyrics, and you can hear it over on his Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/bradpaisley.

“Ticks” – Brad Paisley

Every time you take a sip in this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips and I wish I was your beer
And in the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peek a boo
I’d like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo

Hey, that gives me an idea
Let’s get out of this bar and drive out into the country
And find a place to park

Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I’d like to check you for ticks

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don’t worry babe I’ve got your back
And I’ve also got your front
I’d hate to waste a night like this
I’ll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you
When we get there is me

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I’ve got way more class than them
And that ain’t what I want

Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
and I’d like to check you for ticks

Oooh, you never know where one might be
And oooh, there’s lots of places that are hard to reach

I’d like to see you out in the moonlight
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I’d like to check you for ticks

Oh, I’d sure like to check you for ticks

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An interesting thing happened last night (or a funny thing, depending on how you look at it). I have been cleaning my incredibly messy apartment the past few days because my parents are coming out this weekend, and will be staying in my apartment until Monday, when they will head up to Palm Springs for the week, before returning to my apartment the next weekend. I’m really excited about it, because I love my parents very much, and we’re also really good friends, and they’re my heroes. It’s just the way I was raised, being an only child, so I just love spending time with them. We’re all very alike and enjoy being together.

So anyway, I was cleaning off my desk and in particular I was organizing the pile of movie tickets that had accumulated on my desk. I save all my ticket stubs, and I place them all in one of those sticky-paper photo albums. So I was going through my tickets, and putting them in chronological order with the help of my Excel workbook that I use for cataloguing all the movies I’ve seen and the DVDs I own. I was having trouble with some of my ticket stubs, because the ones from my local Ultrastar Theater in El Centro had problems with the ink wearing off while in my wallet (where I used to display the most recent 16 stubs). I eventually stopped displaying them in my wallet for this very reason.

So I was going through, and struggling with trying to read the faded writing, and I came across one I couldn’t identify. I could read the date and time on the ticket but could not read the movie title. I checked my Excel sheet and I was shocked to find that I had no film listed for that date. After a few minutes I managed to decipher that it was the film Fearless, starring Jet Li, and I realized I had completely forgotten to log it on my computer. I was ecstatic because last year I set a new personal record by seeing 63 films in the theater. The addition of Fearless boosts that number to 64.

Yeah, Ginny laughed at how pathetic I am too. It’s ok, don’t feel bad. I’m happy, and that’s what matters. And Ginny thought it was cute… so ha!

Oscar Wrap-up

Well, needless to say, I am very disappointed in the Academy for giving crap like The Departed the Oscar for Best Picture.  Don’t get me wrong, The Departed was spectacularly acted, but it wasn’t anywhere close to deserving of the highest award.  Of all the eligible films I saw last year, I can think of at least 18 films that were beyond a doubt more deserving.  Now, I understand that trying to judge art is entirely subjective, and that just because a film wins an Oscar does not make it better than another film (and vice versa), but the Oscars have always been very important to me.  I’m not entirely sure why, but I have a deep personal connection to them, and have for as long as I can remember.  I can’t recall ever having missed any of the ceremonies, though I cannot recall when I first started watching.  I don’t think it’s the glamour, the celebrities, the jokes or any of those things that make it so endearing to me.  I think, for me, it’s the fact that it is taking one of the things I love the most, and celebrating it as fully as possible.  Sure, there are mistakes and biases inherent in the awards themselves, but for me Oscar Night is a night not about specific films but about cinema as a whole.  It’s a night for me to justify my love for film to myself.  I love it when the films that have meant so much to me win awards because it shows that I’m not out of my mind, and that I’m attached to something of value, instead of to useless fluff.  It shows to me that movies aren’t just about shoveling handfuls of popcorn in your mouth (by the way, check out the most awesome Strong Bad E-mail Ever!) or about escaping from reality or having fun.  Movies are our dreams (so says Scorsese) and they at least mean more to me than just that.  I don’t go to all these movies because I’m bored on the weekends, or because I’m a loser, or whatever, I go because they speak to me, they teach me, they make me think, they make me feel, they show me things that I’d otherwise never get a chance to see.  What I love about the Oscars is that they acknowledge this, the hard work and the effort that goes into an art form that can do all those things, and still entertain and enthrall, and can mean so many different things to so many different people the world over.  It’s a big part of my dream to be a director someday.  Not necessarily winning or even being nominated, but just being a part of it all.

 

So I get disappointed when they choose to award a film like The Departed, which had no purpose or reason behind it except to show that people are ugly to themselves and to one another.  While this is a worthwhile subject to explore, there was no why behind it, it didn’t matter why the people acted the way they do, or what they can do to change or make things better, it just simply showed that they were that way.  It lacked everything that gives movies more depth than just a simple still picture.

 

Other than The Departed, however, I was fairly pleased with the award winners.  I only got 13/24 correct from my predictions, the same tally as last year, though I only got 5 out of the big 8 correct this year.  I was wrong about both awards The Departed won, and was wonderfully surprised by Alan Arkin’s win for Little Miss Sunshine.  I still would have given the award to Eddie Murphy, but I think Arkin was fantastic as well.  I was happy for Scorsese, even if I didn’t agree, and was thrilled with the wins by Mirren and Hudson, both of whom shined out brightly above the rest.  I also think it’s great for the Academy to show that singing and acting are not mutually exclusive.

 

I was also surprised by Pan’s Labyrinth, which won several awards I didn’t think it would, and lost what I thought was a sure bet because of publicity alone for Best Foreign Language Film.  Melissa Ethridge’s win for Best Song also shocked me, and I was pleased that they didn’t bow to Dreamgirls just because of its 3 nominations.

 

I thought Ellen Degenerous did a good job hosting.  She was calm and sweet and warm and everything I hoped she would be.  Most people will be saying that it wasn’t funny enough, but I think it was very classy, and I’ll take funny over classy any day.  Besides, they managed to work in an AWESOME Snakes on a Plane joke, and it doesn’t get any better than that (the contortionist/interpretive dance people were a perfect addition, and I hope they come back next year).  I enjoyed the sound effects choir, and all of the film montages except the Michael Mann one about America, because it was pretty pointless.  I was happy to see Al Gore pop up many times, and be funny and charming and moving in his acceptance speech.  I also loved the moments of Coppola, Speilberg and Lucas on stage together, and it just reminds me what a shame it is that Lucas has never won an Oscar.  Those three are the ones I measure all others by, and if I ever get to live my dream, they’re the ones I’m going to measure myself by.

 

Overall I’d give the night a solid B+.  It ran a bit too long, and had some superfluous bits, but was very classy, and the award winners were good overall, just brought down by the Best Picture disappointment.  But still, I’m already counting down the days to the 80th awards show, which promises to be a big deal, I’m sure.

Last Minute Oscars Update

So I finally managed to see Letters from Iwo Jima, less than 24 hours before the Oscars, and it certainly now has me rooting for it.  I made some last minute changes to my previous post, though I changed no predictions.  I did change my personal pick for Sound Editing, and I changed my comments for Best Director and Best Motion Picture.  It was a truly phenomenal film, and has once and for all proved to me how enormously skilled Clint Eastwood is (I also watched Unforgiven yesterday, one of his two Best Director wins so far).  It’s a shame that most of the voters had probably not even seen this film before voting, so it won’t stand much of a chance in the major categories.  I still give it an A+ though.

(On a side note, I’m a bit Japanese’d out.  I watched all 3.5 hours of the legendary Seven Samurai, and then I proceeded to the theater to see the 2.5 hour Letters from Iwo Jima, both of which are in Japanese with English subtitles.  You’d think I’d be able to speak Japanese after all that… or not.  Whew.)

The 79th Annual Academy Awards

With the Academy Awards fast approaching (Sunday night), I figured it was time for me to offer up my opinions, picks, and predictions.  Last year I correctly predicted 13 out of the 24 winners, and 6 out of the 8 winners in the major categories (acting, picture, director, and screenwriting).  I’m now going to give you my breakdown of the categories. For each category I have my prediction of who will win (the nominees can be found here), and my pick if I could choose from any film eligible, whether nominated or not. So without further ado.

Best Short Film, Live Action:
Prediction:
West Bank Story
My Pick: N/A

Best Short Film, Animated:
Prediction: The Little Matchgirl
My Pick: No Time for Nuts

Best Documentary, Short Subjects:
Prediction: Recycled Life
My Pick: N/A

Best Documentary, Features:
Prediction: An Inconvenient Truth
My Pick: An Inconvenient Truth

I was pretty angry that Shut Up & Sing wasn’t nominated.  It’s not my pick, but I definitely think it deserves the nomination.

Best Foreign Language Film of the Year:
Prediction:
El Labortino del Fauno (from Mexico)
My Pick: El Labortino del Fauno (from Mexico)

Best Animated Feature Film of the Year:
Prediction:
Happy Feet
My Pick: Happy Feet

This is a tough call.  I think Happy Feet was deeper and therefore got more attention, but it did not get the overwhelmingly good reviews that Cars did.  Plus the Academy has a Pixar bias (The Incredibles, Finding Nemo)

Best Achievement in Visual Effects:
Prediction: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

My Pick: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Best Achievement in Sound Editing:
Prediction: Letters from Iwo Jima
My Pick: Letters from Iwo Jima 

Best Achievement in Sound:
Prediction: Dreamgirls
My Pick: Dreamgirls

Best Achievement in Makeup:
Prediction:
El Labortino del Fauno
My Pick: El Labortino del Fauno

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song:
Prediction:
“Listen” – Henry Krieger, Scott Cutler, Anne Previn;
Dreamgirls
My Pick: “Life is a Highway” – Rascall Flatts;
Cars
I definitely don’t understand why three of the nominees are from Dreamgirls, which is not an original musical.  I understand “Listen” was an excuse for Beyonce to get to show off in the movie, and the other two are nice, but it just doesn’t make much sense.  None of the songs nominated from Dreamgirls made nearly the impression that the original songs did, and nominating them just because they’re from a musical seems lame.  Or maybe it’s just an excuse to keep a country group from performing at the Oscars (just kidding).


Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score:
Prediction:
Gustavo Santaolalla;
Babel
My Pick: Bill Conti; Rocky Balboa

Best Achievement in Costume Design:
Prediction: The Devil Wears Prada
My Pick: A Prairie Home Companion

Best Achievement in Art Direction:
Prediction:
Dreamgirls
My Pick:
V for Vendetta

Best Achievement in Editing:
Prediction: United 93
My Pick: United 93

Best Achievement in Cinematography:
Prediction:
Children of Men
My Pick: The Illusionist

Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Published or Produced:
Prediction:
Children of Men
My Pick: A Prairie Home Compaion

So at first I was extremely pissed that Borat got a nomination.  It’s such trash that to name it among these other outstanding films is insulting and enraging.  Then I realized the irony of it.  For a movie that claims to be almost completely improvised and claims to show real people giving their real opinions, it has to have had a significant portion pre-scripted (as the testimonials following its release have attested to), which completely undermines its credibility as a revealing faux-documentary which exposes the true views of Americans.  Though, I’m probably just reading into this what I want, so I can allow myself to watch an awards show that nominated Borat for anything.  But I love irony.

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen:
Prediction: Little Miss Sunshine
My Pick: Little Miss Sunshine

Best Achievement in Directing:
Prediction: Martin Scorsese;
The Departed
My Pick: Robert Altman; A Prairie Home Companion

I’m sure this will be Scorsese’s year.  The Departed was well directed in spurts, but overall was lacking.  Part of that is due to the script and we can’t completely fault Scorsese for that.  However, I don’t think he deserves this unofficial lifetime achievement award.  After all, it’s supposed to be the best directing in 2006 and biases shouldn’t come into play.  Of the nominees, it should either be Eastwood or Greengrass, both of whom took a story and made it into art of the highest quality.  They made people feel more than just shock, fright or revulsion, unlike Scorsese.  There is a reason Eastwood already has two awards in this category, and Greengrass took an impossible film and made it spectacular.  Even Frears deserves the award over Scorsese, with his subtlety and grace.  I’m sorry, but I think even the best Scorsese is overrated, and this isn’t anywhere close to the best Scorsese.  Unfortunately, I still think he’ll win.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role:
Prediction: Jennifer Hudson; Dreamgirls
My Pick: Jennifer Hudson; Dreamgirls

If you had taken Hudson’s performance of “And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going” and put it in anything else whatsoever, including Borat, she would still deserve the nomination and the win.  And the rest of her performance in Dreamgirls is just as phenominal

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role:
Prediction:
Eddie Murphy; Dreamgirls
My Pick: Eddie Murphy; Dreamgirls

Yes, that’s not a mistake.  Perennial fat-suit wearing funnyman Eddie Murphy deserves to win for his both flashy and haunting performance in Dreamgirls.  Besides the outlandish performances and personality he showed, the heart-wrenching scene where he silently waits for all of his friends to leave the room before shooting up shows why he deserves this award.  (And if they ever have a Best Animated Performance award, they will need to go back in time to award it for his role as Donkey in Shrek.)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role:
Prediction: Helen Mirren; The Queen
My Pick: Helen Mirren;
The Queen
Surest bet this year, and the most deserved.


Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role:
Prediction: Forest Whitaker;
The Last King of Scotland
My Pick: Sylvester Stallone; Rocky Balboa

Of the nominees in this category, the only film I saw was The Pursuit of Happyness.  So while it may be unrealistic, Stallone’s performance showed that actors do get better with age, even if it takes 4 movies in a series and 21 years between such wonderful performances.

Best Picture:
Prediction: Little Miss Sunshine
My Pick: A Prairie Home Companion

I’ve made no secret about how I think A Prairie Home Companion was by far the greatest film of 2006.  The surprise here is the prediction of Little Miss Sunshine for Best Picture.  I know I’m predicting a major upset here, but I have my reasoning.  The Departed, despite Scorsese’s predicted win, is just too violent and has a story too overblown and difficult to identify with to be a major contender.  The Queen, while wonderful and understated, is too British and doesn’t pack enough punch or resonance in America for voters to mark it down for the win.  Babel (which I did not like) has a good premise and some strong performances, but is not so much of a film as a thesis on the interconnectedness of man.  It has some major plot holes and just feels too contrived.  While this type of film does appeal to the Academy, with its large and ethnically diverse cast and sprawling locations, I just don’t think it is the sort of film that people will remember 20 years down the road.  I loved Letters from Iwo Jima and I think it is an immensly deserving film, far, far better than Babel and The Departed, but I was only able to see it less than 24 hours before the awards ceremony which shows its distribution problems.  The vast concensus seems to be that it has little chance, because most of the voters have probably not seen it.  It is a unique and interesting film, wonderfully shot as only Eastwood is capable of, and beautifully acted.  However, I do not think it has much of a chance, which is a shame.  So I’m going with Little Miss Sunshine, the dark “independent” comedy that everyone could find a way to identify with.  Bitingly funny, warmly touching, and all around enjoyable, it has the emotional punch to make voters think twice before marking their ballot for something bigger and flashier.  It was the one film of these five that people seemed to want to see again and again, something that made them feel good, and important, and special.  It’s been either 7 or 8 years since a comedy won (depending on whether you consider American Beauty a comedy.  I don’t, so I go with Shakespeare in Love from 8 years back) and I think with the world the way it is, another comedy is due.

 

So, what do you think?  Disagree with any of my predictions or picks?  Or agree?  The Oscars are Sunday, and afterwards I’ll post my score and my thoughts on the event and the awards for those interested.  Have a great Oscar Week.

What I love about cinema

I will probably get more crap from everyone for this post than I’ve ever gotten for any other.

 

I watched the film Armageddon tonight and it totally rejuvenated my love of film, and my desire to someday try to live my dream.  Most people would refer to Armageddon as the ultimate popcorn movie, dumb and loud (and for the record, it is most certainly the loudest movie I’ve ever seen in the theater, my ears rang all the next day like I’d been 2nd row at a rock concert).  Even those who love the movie say that it’s just plain fun without much else.  And while I’m not necessarily going to say they’re wrong, I will say that Armageddon represents most of the things that I love about movies.

 

First let me talk about the quality of the film, before I get into why I like it.  Even Armageddon’s detractors highly praise its visual effects, sound editing and mixing, and set design (the filmmakers were allowed the use of many restricted areas at both NASA centers, and the asteroid set was the largest indoor set ever constructed).  The film is fast paced in terms of both storytelling and editing, with each cut lasting an average of 1.5 seconds, and with a running time of 2:31, never gets dull.  The story is, of course, ridiculously unbelievable, as are all such disaster prevention movies (Deep Impact, The Core and most likely the upcoming Sunshine), and it is a strain for even the most tolerant of viewers to suspend disbelief when faced with such absurdity.  The characters are one-dimensional, the editing is choppy and the direction is overt.  Why, then, does it have a grade of A in my movie Excel spreadsheet, and why does it hit me so emotionally hard that I find myself weeping from a mix of emotions in multiple places?

 

Yes, Armageddon makes me cry.

 

Are you done laughing?  Ok, I’ll wait…

 

Yep, it makes me cry.  Add it to the long list.  It’s not a Schindler’s List kind of crying, or a Requiem for a Dream kind, but I’d put it in the same vein as films such as E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, The Natural, Hook and even parts of The Lord of the Rings.  I think a study of the scenes that make me cry might shed some light on what it is that I find so wonderful about Armageddon.  Aside from the obvious scenes such as the character Harry’s death, and the other melodramatic scenes of strong emotion involving deaths or reunions, are a number of smaller scenes.  The best examples of this are the 3 scenes involving the character Chick and his ex-wife and son.  In the first of these 3 scenes, Chick shows up at her doorstep on his last night before the mission, and he encounters her and their son on the front porch.  The son asks who he is and she tells him that Chick is a salesman and sends the boy inside.  After a quick reproach from her, he apologizes for the wrongs he’s done, and asks her to give the boy a toy space shuttle saying that she doesn’t have to say who it’s from.  The next scene is really a moment of a larger scene.  As the two crews depart to board the shuttle, they are surrounded by reporters and onlookers as we are treated to the President’s speech in voiceover.  The film intercuts their walk to the shuttles with shots of people from around the world listening to the speech and watching the launch coverage on TV.  Chick’s ex-wife and son get about 5 seconds in this montage, during a pause in this speech.  The music (interestingly like something out of Titanic) swells and we see the son watching TV with the toy shuttle in his hand while the ex-wife is on the phone.  The boy sees his father and says, “Mommy, that salesman’s on TV.”  The wife drops the phone and rushes to see.  It then cuts to a shot of her with her arms around their son saying, “That man’s not a salesman, that’s your daddy.”  The final scene is part of the reunions as the survivors are greeted by friends and family after returning to Earth.  As Chick watches others embracing their loved ones, and is feeling disappointed, his son comes running out from behind a car and leaps into his fathers arms.  Thus, in 3 short scenes, adding up to no more than 2 minutes of screen time, a story is created that has the ability to absolutely rip my heart out and tear it to shreds, in the best way possible.  The “Mommy, that salesman’s on TV” line even gets me choked up while I sit here typing this.

 

So what am I driving at with all this (other than the fact that I’m easily incapacitated by the cheesiest of melodrama)?  Is what I love about this movie the fact that it wears its heart on its sleeve?  Or that it only gives the characters one emotion to feel at a time, so that things are simple and more visceral?  I think it’s something beyond that, and its something that movies like E.T. and Hook also have.

 

They are pure.

 

Sure, the best movies are usually complex and deep and intricate.  And certainly many people would call those films I call pure things like simple, shallow, or even boring.  But in no other art form can you create something so pure.  It’s something that “only celluloid can deliver” (a dollar to whoever can name what movie that quote is from, without cheating).  Sure music can be pure, or the visual arts, but nothing compares to cinema.  That is what I love about Armageddon.  There is no pretense, no falseness, no bullshit.  Every card is laid out on the table for all to see.  Yes, you are told what to feel in a particular scene.  You’re practically hit over the head with it.  Many people find this insulting, but if you were to let yourself feel those feelings, instead of turning up your nose at them, then you would have an experience unlike anything you’ve felt before.  To call it beauty would not be fair to things which are beautiful, but it is much the same feeling as is caused by beauty (and in the case of films like E.T and Hook, it is beauty too).

 

Now, that is not to say that just because something is “pure” that it generates the same feelings.  The pure I refer to is more than just “purity”.  It requires everyone involved to be completely dedicated to the work.  Even in the most deep and interesting film, one can usually find a line of dialogue or a moment of emotion that feels or looks forced or awkward.  It is easy to imagine the awkwardness on set when someone is having to deliver a line that they don’t agree with, that they feel doesn’t fit, or that is just poorly written, or when they have to act in a way that is embarrassing, unrealistic, or silly.  What Armageddon does that so few films manage to do is deliver performances completely devoid of any embarrassment, awkwardness, or the feeling of being forced.  The best example of this is the “Leaving on a Jet Plane” scene (the animal cracker scene is another good example), where Ben Affleck’s character A.J. begins to sing this sappy song to his fiancée as they say goodbye before the mission.  It is a moment that caused severe embarrassment among those in the theaters the times that I saw the film.  There was nervous laughter, shuffling of positions in the seats, and general noisemaking that was meant to cover up the embarrassment.  What made it so embarrassing for most in the theater was that there was no sign of embarrassment from any of the actors for having to perform the scene.  It was the same sort of situation as when your friend does something that embarrasses you in public and shows no signs of having any embarrassment or shame of his/her own.  The actors in the scene, and the movie as a whole, completely committed to what they had to do, and that shows a tremendous amount of trust in each other and in the director to know what he is doing.  That is something rarely found in films and the world around us.  Trust.  Trust allowed all of those involved in the film to look past its many shortcomings and to work together to make something for the enjoyment of others.

 

So to wind this up I guess I’ll just sum up the other things that make this movie so enjoyable for me.  It is very funny in places, and the writing (if not the story itself) has some wonderful moments.  Bruce Willis, who is one of my favorite actors, shines in this film, getting to show off both his dramatic presence and his wonderful comedic abilities, both of which made the Die Hard films so spectacular.  The rest of the cast dives headfirst into their roles, completely committing themselves.  Ben Affleck is a vastly underrated actor, as Hollywoodland showed us last year, and it’s easy to see how he was capable of that performance looking back at this one.  The music is perfect, I think, with the two main themes weaving together nicely, and easily rousing the emotions they are meant to conjure.  I must also add that the only #1 single of Aerosmith’s career, “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing,” is one of the best songs ever written for a non-musical motion picture.

 

So I hope that if you’ve never seen Armageddon before, that maybe this will have convinced you to give it a try, and if you have seen it before that it will remind you of its better qualities.  I don’t expect anyone to react to it in exactly the same way as me (which is what makes film wonderful, everyone reacts differently), but at the very least it is an extremely enjoyable movie that I would recommend to anyone.

High School Musical

Well, it finally happened, I got bitten by the High School Musical bug.  Those who know me well probably aren’t surprised.  I saw it all the way through for the first time tonight, and after the first song I was hooked.

I know there are many who have scoffed at it for its sugary-sweetness, but that is one of its most endearing qualities.  Most people these days can’t stand a bit of sweetness, which is why the more successful films have anywhere from a hint of darkness to nothing but.  I won’t quote The Matrix again, but things just seem more real when there’s some darkness or bitterness or anger or tragedy.  Anything without that is just cheesy.  Well you all know that I like cheesiness (you should see me cry my eyes out in Hook if you don’t believe me).  High School Musical is one of the cheesiest things I’ve ever seen, and in a good way.

I’ve often heard variations on the expression “so sweet I could puke”.  This movie is one step short of that.  The best comparison I can come up with is Halloween night.  Everyone knows the feeling of eating so much candy you make yourself sick with all the sugar.  This is like stopping one piece of candy before that point.  It’s that feeling of being so completely full of sugary goodness that you practically glow, being completely content and happy, knowing that if there were any more you’d just burst.  And it is a wonderful feeling.

Having said that, HSM is one of the most unrealistic movie I’ve ever seen.  For me, high school was the worst time of my life, full of mean, hateful, spiteful, evil people.  And while a bit of that is touched on, especially with the wonderful song, “Stick to the Status Quo”, it’s still from a school where no one drinks, does drugs, or even kisses (not even the romantic leads), and in the end everyone ends up friends and is that much the better.  Now I know part of this is the oblivious point of view of the adults producing and directing this film, and part of it is just classic Disneyfication.  However, is it too much to hope that high school, kids, and people and general could really be like this?  That we could actually learn to Love Everybody?

Yeah, I’m an idealist, but I’m proud of it, more so than anything else about myself.

It’s interesting that I also saw Children of Men today, a movie about a world with no children.  And while I feel bad calling the kids in HSM children, being only 5 or 6 years removed from them, it’s easy to see how a world could loose hope without the sound of their voices.  HSM can show us what we all have the potential to be; good, pure, loving, honest, sweet… and happy.

Children of Men * A *
High School Musical
* A *

I was also going to write a tirade on how ridiculously stupid high school athletics is, but decided it wasn’t worth the effort, and I might just be rather biased about it anyways.
I also want to add that the character I like and identify with the most is the composer of the musical Kelsi.  She has the best moments in the entire movie (check out her enthusiasm for rehearsing with Troy and Gabriella when they get the callback, or the moment when she kicks the piano bench during “Breaking Free”).

I Want This

I want this, so I can display movie posters in a fitting way in my apartment.  I think it’d be a really cool way to display unique artwork and would be a lot of fun to have.  

Movie Poster Lightbox

I also found this groovy site that maybe I’ll be able to use someday if I ever get the money.  

So Cool

I still want to be a movie director, though the past couple weeks I’ve been kinda down about it, not really believing it’s possible.  Two of the people I trust the most completely believe in me and think that I can.  What do you think?

The Year in Film: 2006

Well… awards season is upon us once more.  Therefore it’s fitting that I do my list of the top 10 films of 2006.  This was a year without all the big name sequels of 2005 (or 2007), filled with many smart, interesting movies, that unfortunately many people did not see.  My list includes only films eligible for Academy Award nominations (i.e. films that ran for at least a week in a theater in L.A. and were not eligible last year).  This list may change as I still have several films from 2006 to see (most notably Children of Men and Letters from Iwo Jima).

 

Honorable Mentions: The Illusionist, Stranger than Fiction, Lady in the Water, Hoodwinked, V for Vendetta, Monster House, Thank You for Smoking, Snakes on a Plane, Little Miss Sunshine, Flags of Our Fathers, The Pursuit of Happyness.

 

10) Rocky Balboa

I rolled my eyes along with everyone else when I first learned that Sylvester Stallone would finally be making his long-gestating final installment of the Rocky film series.  I was pleasantly surprised to find this wonderful film.  It is exactly everything it needed to be; hopeful, pure, believable, sweet, and badass.  Sly does the best acting of his career and brings the heart to a character that will always stand for how far your heart can truly carry you. 
* A *

 

9) Casino Royale

I think all the Daniel Craig haters have shut up.  Lacking only in a bit of the Bond humor and sleekness, this was the perfect way to “reboot” the franchise.  As long as they don’t try to make the next several movies so gritty that they cease to be Bond and start becoming something else.  (as a side note, please bring back Q and Miss Moneypenny) 
* A- *

 

8) Shut Up & Sing

One of many movies I had to drive an hour to Yuma to see.  I was the only person in the theater for this and it’s truly a shame.  If you want to know my feelings on the Dixie Chicks then read the article I wrote several months ago.  The documentary does a great job of showing us what the ladies went through, and their motivations and reasoning behind what they have done and continue to do.  It offered several moments of great humor, especially the F.U.T.K. shirt, and had a couple scenes that will absolutely break your heart. 
* A *

 

7) United 93

One of the more emotional experiences I’ve ever had at the movies, United 93 will rip your heart open.  Watching the passengers’ last hours and minutes was one of the scariest things I saw on film all year.  The film follows what was in the 9/11 Commission Report pretty exactly, but still manages not to be stiff or heartless.  If you ever want to see a film about some true heroes, check this one out. 
* A- *

 

6) An Inconvenient Truth

Despite some sketchy science (ask my best friend Bess if you want to know more) this documentary definitely deserves a spot in the top 10.  Not only did the film have a good message to deliver, it did so with style, heart, and even a little humor.  People have been preaching the scary truth about how we impact our planet, but it seems like Al Gore (Mr. Lockbox himself) might have finally gotten through to some people.  And it makes a perfect gift for the people in your family who might have their eyes closed. 
* A *

 

5) Cars

Disney/Pixar has always delivered.  I own every Pixar movie on DVD.  They continue to show not only their technical skill (which is becoming more common with other studios) but their endless creativity and imagination.  One of the funniest movies of the year, thanks mainly to Larry the Cable Guy, it also has a heart of the size which can only be expected from Disney. 
* A *

 

4) Happy Feet

If Cars has heart, then Happy Feet has soul.  It is hard to classify and describe due to the vast number of layers and messages that can be found in it, but I will say that I was very touched by this film.  I must also add that Robin Williams continues to set the gold standard for comedic voice acting, and I think “It’s called LAND” might be my favorite quote of the year. 
* A *

 

3) Dreamgirls

Dreamgirls got an A+ in my book and a spot on this list because of one song.  If my showing of Borat had had Jennifer Hudson’s amazing performance of “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” in it, then it would have the same honor (and that is saying a lot, because Borat is the worst thing my eyes have ever seen, was the only thing I ever considered walking out of, and is the only thing on my list that does not have a grade next to it).  That one song is possibly (it’s a tough call) the most powerful moment I’ve ever seen in a theater.  I’ve never had a theater burst into applause after a musical number, nor have I ever seen musical acting like that before.  Some say it is second only to Judy Garland in A Star Is Born, but I might (again, tough call) rate it higher.  The rest of the movie is good, especially Eddie Murphy’s performance, though the film falls flat in a few places, and the other musical numbers are smashing.  It was great to see people of many ages and races in the same movie (not something that happens too often); I can’t remember the last time I saw that many elderly white people in a theater along with teenagers of all colors.  If Jennifer Hudson does not win an Oscar (and Murphy should too) then I might have to purchase a new TV after shattering mine in anger. 
* A+ *

 

2) The Queen

The newest edition to this list is The Queen.  An interesting look at the aftermath among the Royal Family and all of the UK of Lady Diana’s death in 1997, this film is best described by the word subtle.  Helen Mirren most definitely deserves the Best Actress Oscar for her amazing performance of Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth II.  She manages to portray a wide range of emotion while maintaining the reserved and private style of the Queen.  The film is practically perfect, from the wonderful script to the nuanced performances.  No moment is wasted, no word, no look, as carefully thought out as the speeches delivered by Tony Blair and the Queen to the people.  Yet despite all of that, Mirren never makes the Queen sound cold or uncaring, and shows her heart and her conflict under the exterior that tradition demands of her. 
* A+ *

 

1) A Prairie Home Companion

For me, by far, the greatest film of the year was Robert Altman’s A Prairie Home Companion.  It is certainly not for everyone.  It is replete with folk music, has a tint of melancholy throughout, and has very little story.  It is, at heart, a moment in time, captured expertly by one of the greatest filmmakers who ever lived (and who died at the end of 2006).  Altman juggles a perfect ensemble cast including Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, Kevin Kline, Garrison Keillor, John C. Reilly, Woody Harrelson, Virginia Madsen, Tommy Lee Jones, and (incredibly) Lindsay Lohan.  It is a movie that offers no morals, messages, conclusions, judgments or the like.  It simply is, and what it is, is beautiful.  This is one of the most beautiful films I’ve ever seen, in the way that it celebrates life, and makes the most out of the moments it is given.  It makes your heart swell with the feeling of the now, and casts aside all worries about the future or sorrows of the past, and on top of all that is vastly entertaining.  I have not laughed any harder in a theater as I did during the “Bad Jokes” song.  Yet true to Altman style, that moment is immediately followed by a moving rendition of “Frankie and Johnny” by Lindsay Lohan (providing the best performance of her career), which is moving not because of the ridiculous song, but because of what it represents to the cast and crew of the show, and therefore what it represents to us.  What I took away from that moment of silliness, is that nothing good ever ends, it just changes, and if you fight hard enough, it will find a way to carry on.
* A+ *

Ordinary Heroes

Many people in this world are very cynical, and even I can be that way sometimes, in their view of the people who inhabit this planet and this country. Certainly there are plenty of examples of rude, thoughtless, indifferent, unaware people in this world. But whenever I think that there may be no hope left for humanity, there’s a week like this past on in New York. These three stories show me that I shouldn’t abandon my “Love Everybody!” motto.

Yesterday, two passers-by in the Bronx saw a 3 year old toddler dangling from a fourth-story fire escape, after wandering away from his babysitter. People nearby were screaming as they saw his grip start to slip. The two men rushed underneath and caught him before he could hit the ground. Heroes.

The day before that three police officers delivered a baby on a Brooklyn subway train. Heroes.

The day before that a man threw himself in front of a subway train to rescue someone who had fallen onto the tracks from the platform. The 50 year old Harlem construction worker and father of three jumped in front of an oncoming train to save a 19 year old film student who fell onto the tracks while having some kind of medical episode. He rolled the kid into a drainage trench and the train passed a mere inches over them. Hero.