I want to get back into posting and writing a lot. So tonight I think I’ll post a short story I wrote freshman year of college, based on an encounter I had over spring break of that year. I also plan to post my usual Oscar predictions, as well as a wrap-up of 2009’s movies and some reviews of films I particularly enjoyed. So stay tuned…
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Merry Christmas
It’s been a long year for all of us, and many don’t know what lies ahead in the year to come. But today we focus on Christmas, and remember the important things.
It Feels Like Christmas
It’s in the singing of a street corner choir
It’s going home and getting warm by the fire
It’s true wherever you find love
It feels like Christmas
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
In all the places you find love
It feels like Christmas
It is the season of the heart
A special time of caring
The ways of love made clear
It is the season of the spirit
The message if we hear it
Is make it last all year
It’s in the giving of a gift to another
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
It’s all the ways that we show love
That feel like Christmas
A part of childhood that we’ll always remember
It is the summer of the soul in December
Yes, when you do your best for love
It feels like Christmas
It is the season of the heart
A special time of caring
The ways of love made clear
It is the season of the spirit
The message if we hear it
Is make it last all year
It’s in the singing of a street corner choir
It’s going home and getting warm by the fire
It’s true, wherever you find love
It feels like Christmas
It’s true, wherever you find love
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
The 80th Annual Academy Awards
With the Academy Awards back on, and fast approaching (Sunday night), I figured it was time for me to offer up my opinions, picks, and predictions. Last year I correctly predicted 13 out of the 24 winners, and 5 out of the 8 winners in the major categories (acting, picture, director, and screenwriting). I’m now going to give you my breakdown of the categories. For each category I have my prediction of who will win (the nominees can be found here), and my pick if I could choose from any film eligible, whether nominated or not. So without further ado.
Best Short Film, Live Action:
Prediction: Tanghi Argentini
My Pick: N/A
Best Short Film, Animated:
Prediction: I Met the Walrus
My Pick: N/A
Best Documentary, Short Subjects:
Prediction: Freeheld
My Pick: N/A
Best Documentary, Features:
Prediction: No End In Sight
My Pick: Sicko
Best Foreign Language Film of the Year:
Prediction: Die Falscher (Austria)
My Pick: N/A
Best Animated Feature Film of the Year:
Prediction: Ratatouille
My Pick: Ratatouille
No Contest.
Best Achievement in Visual Effects:
Prediction: Transformers
My Pick: Transformers
Best Achievement in Sound Editing:
Prediction: Transformers
My Pick: Ratatouille
Best Achievement in Sound Mixing:
Prediction: Transformers
My Pick: Transformers
Kevin O’Connell, the nominee for Transformers, has been nominated 20 times and never won. He finally will this year.
Best Achievement in Makeup:
Prediction: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
My Pick: Hairspray
Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song:
Prediction: “That’s How You Know” – Enchanted
My Pick: “That’s How You Know” – Enchanted
There were some wonderful options for Best Original Song this year, many of which should have been nominated. “Ladies’ Choice” from Hairspray, “Little Wonders” from Meet the Robinsons, and the wonderful songs from Enchanted. “That’s How You Know” may not stand as good a chance as “Happy Working Song” but it is by far the best, and I’m hoping the voters see that. It is truly brilliant.
Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score:
Prediction: Dario Marianelli; Atonement
My Pick: Dario Marianelli; Atonement
Best Achievement in Costume Design:
Prediction: Atonement
My Pick: Atonement
Kiera Knightly’s green dress alone will win this award.
Best Achievement in Art Direction:
Prediction: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
My Pick: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Best Achievement in Editing:
Prediction: The Bourne Ultimatum
My Pick: The Bourne Ultimatum
Best Achievement in Cinematography:
Prediction: No Country for Old Men
My Pick: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Published or Produced:
Prediction: No Country for Old Men
My Pick: No Country for Old Men
Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen:
Prediction: Juno
My Pick: Ratatouille
Ratatouille deserves this, but Juno has the best chance.
Best Achievement in Directing:
Prediction: Joel and Ethan Coen; No Country for Old Men
My Pick: Brad Bird; Ratatouille
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role:
Prediction: Cate Blanchett; I’m Not There
My Pick: Vanessa Redgrave; Atonement
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role:
Prediction: Javier Bardem; No Country for Old Men
My Pick: Javier Bardem; No Country for Old Men
Bardem was the embodiment of evil in this role. Before that, I would have picked John Travolta for this award, but nothing comes close to Bardem.
Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role:
Prediction: Julie Christie; Away From Her
My Pick: Keri Russell; Waitress
The Academy rarely recognizes comedy, much less roles that aren’t flashy or intense. Keri Russell was phenominal in Waitress, and it’s a crime she wasn’t nominated.
Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role:
Prediction: George Clooney; Michael Clayton
My Pick: George Clooney; Michael Clayton
Best Picture:
Prediction: No Country for Old Men
My Pick: Ratatouille
As wonderful as No Country is, Ratatouille was, hands down, the best film of 2007.
So, what do you think? Disagree with any of my predictions or picks? Or agree? The Oscars are Sunday, and afterwards I’ll post my score and my thoughts on the event and the awards for those interested. Have a great Oscar Week.
Lives Cut Short
I had planned to revive my blog with a discussion of the Oscar Nominees announced today, but the news of Heath Ledger’s death changed all that. A native Australian, he first burst onto the silver screen in 10 Things I Hate About You, which I did not see, for which he received significant praise. I have only seen three of his films, the first of which was The Patriot eight years ago. He struck me as having a pleasing sort of personality, and decent acting skills, and managed to hold his own with Mel Gibson in a fairly straightforward action film. He injected humor and romance into the film, and turned a character designed solely as motivation for another (the father) into a character we genuinely cared about. The last movie of his I saw was, of course, Brokeback Mountain. I was not a huge fan of the film when I saw it; I felt the script was lacking and Jake Gyllenhaal’s performance was poor. However, Heath Ledger turned what would have been a mediocre, gimmicky movie into something more. I won’t argue that it is a great film, but his performance is absolutely phenomenal. He injected so much soul into such a quiet character, every look, every motion, every line had meaning. He made the character so tragic that it couldn’t help but break your heart. The scene at the end where he goes through his love’s closet is absolutely heart wrenching. Brokeback was the film where he finally lived up to the potential that had been seen in him since the beginning.
It is the only other film of Heath’s I’ve seen, however, which truly stuck with me. As silly as it sounds, A Knight’s Tale has long been a favorite of mine. It is a clever, silly film that is fun to watch, with a wonderful supporting cast, but what struck me the first time I saw it was how he could act from all directions. There is no actor I can think of who could have played the role of William Thatcher as perfectly as he did. Really, for me, it (and all his performances) comes down to honesty. Anyone else would have either played it just for laughs, or stiff and dramatic. He fully committed to the role, and the purpose of the film, and managed to bring everything to the table. You don’t just root for the character because that’s what you’re supposed to do, you root for him because he becomes a character you really want to root for. And that is what makes all the difference.
Regardless of what is discovered concerning the circumstances of his death, it is without a doubt a tragedy. If he died of natural causes of some sort, it’s a life cut down too soon (he was only 5 years older than I). If he accidentally overdosed on some sort of drug, it’s tragic because it was preventable. And if he died by choice, that is the most tragic of all. He leaves behind a short career, but more importantly a 2-year old daughter. When she grows up, I’m sure she will watch his films and wonder what could have been, as we all are doing today.
(I would be remiss if I did not also mention the tragic loss of Brad Renfro, the 25 year old actor who died just a week ago of apparent drug overdose. Renfro had several childhood and young adult roles in such films as The Client, Ghost World, Apt Pupil and Sleepers.)
Hairspray Review
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why many of us feel there should be a Best Casting category in the Academy Awards (along with Best Stuntwork). I have never been so impressed with the casting of any movie as I was with Hairspray. From the guaranteed successes like Christopher Walken and Queen Latifah, to the wonderful surprises like James Marsden (absolutely incredible, and who would have guessed all this from Cyclops?), to the amazing finds of Elijah Kelly and Nikki Blonsky. And, of course, John Travolta.
I’ll start with him because he seems to be people’s biggest question. Those who know me well know that I’ve never really liked Travolta. I despise Grease, and can’t stand BeeGees music long enough to sit through Saturday Night Fever. I enjoyed Phenomenon and Michael well enough, and I think he certainly has talent (especially as a dancer), but he’s always left a bad taste in my mouth. But never have I seen such an iconic role (both from stage and screen) so well re-cast or re-imagined. Travolta throws everything he has into the role of Edna Turnblad, mother to the heroine of the film. He gives her such life and realism that the man-in-a-woman-fat-suit gimmick is pushed out of our minds with his first 30 seconds on screen. You know it’s Travolta in there, but it doesn’t matter, because what you see is the character, not the actor. Perhaps that was the appeal of the role for him. He brings real heart to the film (as with Harvey Firestien on Broadway, one of the best stage performances I’ve ever seen), and makes the struggles and the liberations of the story personal, more so than the main character, Tracy, was ever designed to.
Tracy, of course, is the driving force and the symbol behind the story, but she truly serves as a focal point for the supporting characters to tell their stories. We like Tracy, but she doesn’t have as much at stake as, say, the interracial couple of Penny and Seaweed, or Seaweed’s little sister Inez. Tracy gets her joy from giving everyone a chance to live their dreams (something we all should do) and that is what the film, of course, is about. Most movies today (at least, ones with happy endings) are about one character, or a group, reaching their goal, and it’s very refreshing to see a film where the main character helps everyone else reach their goals instead. Perhaps that’s a bit sappy, but it’s one of the best aspects of this story. Tracy’s heart is as big as… well, I can’t bring myself to make a joke there, but you get the idea.
Now, all of that aside, the film is not perfect. It’s damn close, but not quite there. It’s a shame that they cut the running time so short. About an hour was cut from the stage version. Some new songs were added, all of which worked wonderfully, but it’s just a bit too short. The first act, up to the climactic march worked wonderfully (basically, up to intermission on stage), and had a good steady pacing. Unfortunately, that left only about 25 minutes or so for the second act, which felt somewhat rushed. They changed the plot to make it more believable, which worked fairly well, but it did require some creative revamping of my favorite song “Without Love”. I suppose they thought that having Tracy break out of jail with hairspray and a lighter was just a bit over the top. The climax of the film was pulled off spectacularly, though slightly more toned down (or less over the top) than what I expected. But none of that detracted from the experience enough to matter much (just enough to keep it from an A+).
Where the great success of the movie (and unfortunately the tragedy of this story) lies is with the magnificent Nikki Blonsky. She truly steals the show as the “pleasantly plump” star, and at this point is certainly deserving of an Oscar nomination. She shines brightly as both a beautiful and talented actress/singer/dance and as a role model for girls of all shapes and sizes. In case you were unaware, this truly was a dream come true for Nikki, the 18 year old from NY. She tried out for Hairspray on Broadway when she was 16 and was told she was too young. She was made fun of all her life because of her size and only wanted a chance to show the world what she could do (see any parallels?). And as wonderful as her success is, the sad part is that it will probably be short-lived. Our culture, and Hollywood as both a representation and a manipulator of it, is so image-conscious that a wonderful girl like Nikki stands no chance of having a lasting career. Ask (almost) any male between the ages of 10 and 30 whether he would see a movie with Nikki as the star over, say, Megan Fox who is currently starring in Transformers and you’d get a resounding “No”. Hell, ask any of them if they would go out with Nikki, or Tracy, and they’d say the same thing. Is Nikki attractive? Absolutely, but in our society your hipbones have to stick out a certain distance before you can have a chance. Lately there has been a lot of debate about roles for older actresses like Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren, and how Hollywood is both sexist and ageist when it comes to roles for women. While this may stand a chance of changing someday soon, Nikki’s problem, I’m afraid, is a lot farther from a solution.
When will we stop looking only skin-deep at people? Judging them by their size, or skin color, or the way they dress? What Hairspray teaches us is that, even if we can’t get others to see it, we’re all beautiful and deserve an equal chance. We should measure each other, and also ourselves, by what’s on the inside and not what’s on the outside. If we each not only think and feel that way, but also let our actions reflect that thought, we can set an example that others can follow. We won’t be able to change everyone’s opinion, but this is a fight worth fighting, regardless of the outcome.
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Hairspray
(Without love life is)
Like a week that’s only Mondays
Only ice cream, never sundaes
Like a circle with no center
Like a door marked “Do Not Enter”
Darling I’ll be yours forever cause I never want to be without love.
Sorry, that is by far my favorite quote from Hairspray. And, oddly enough, I’m way more excited about it than I ever imagined I’d be. In the days before it was a musical, I saw John Waters’ original 1988 film, and was unimpressed. Ricki Lake’s acting was stiff and the tone of the movie seemed off. I later came to realize that’s how all of Waters’ films are, and I have done my best to avoid them ever since. So back in the days when my parents and I would go to New York City every year for Thanksgiving, my dad and I were surprised when my mother suggested we see the new Broadway musical version of Hairspray as one of the typically 3 plays we would see each trip. I knew it had garnered acclaim, and at that point it had probably won it’s massive amount of incredibly well deserved Tony Awards, but I wasn’t thrilled by the prospect.
So here I am, years later, finding it hard to sleep in anticipation for the new film adaptation. I’ve seen it twice on stage (the original Broadway cast and the touring version), and I have my midnight screening ticket sitting on my desk. I’ve been listening to the soundtrack constantly for months (both the stage and new screen versions). I’ve almost been in at least one wreck from becoming too involved while singing in my car (not kidding). Never did I think that something would match my Harry Potter enthusiasm, but Hairspray is coming mighty close.
For those who don’t know much about Hairspray, here’s what it’s about. Music, big hair, optimism, segregation, prejudice, love, tolerance, sex, and dance. And that’s just the obvious bits. You take all of that, and you wrap it up in the most enjoyable package ever created, with by far the greatest final number of any musical I’ve ever seen in any media. This is something with great messages, and a great story, that is deep but not ponderous, fun but not silly, heartfelt but not sappy or cheesy, and positive but not preachy. This is something even the most hardened, cynical pessimist (or conspiracy theorist 🙂 ) can enjoy. If there ever was a movie that everyone can enjoy, it is this. It might have the greatest casting of all time, I can vouch for the music being top notch (especially Zac Efron, Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes and Elijah Kelly), and is coming at the perfect time.
Now, it may sound like I’ve already made up my mind on this film, and that I’m making assumptions and am pitching something as a fan and not a critic. That may be partly true, but it’s also partly 100% wrong. This all adds up to me having the highest expectations of any film this year. I can say that the music is perfect on the soundtrack, and that is one of the biggest indicators that I have as to the quality of the film. And since I doubt I’ll get to write a review since I’ll be trying to get some sleep before Harry Potter (see my last post) this is more of a pre-review. But it’s also a plea.
PLEASE GO SEE HAIRSPRAY THIS WEEKEND! Go with your friends, your parents, your significant other, your children, and anyone you can grab off the street. This is what movie musicals are supposed to be: entertainment. And if we go out in droves and show them that this sells, as it should, even better than the Dreamgirls and Chicago type movies then we can bring back one of the greatest film genres of all time (Westerns are next) in a way that the makers of Moulin Rouge! never even dreamed would happen. (I’m hoping that all the kids who know Zac Efron from High School Musical will drag everyone they know along just to see Zac Efron, and then realize that it wasn’t the high school drama part of HSM that they liked but the musical part (if you’ve seen it, “Stick to the Status Quo” is like something that could be directly out of Hairspray).)
So if you can’t tell, I’m kind of loopy, I’m so excited about the next few days (less than 48 hours!) and about the wedding and the honeymoon and being married that I really can’t sleep. I’m also running on 2 hours of sleep from last night because my air conditioner was broken and it was too hot to sleep. Stupid desert! I hope before I leave to write my long overdue reviews of Transformers and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix but I have lots to do. Anyways, if you do go see Hairspray, leave me a comment or send me a message and let me know what you thought. And if you don’t come out with a smile on your face, then I will be very surprised.
Help!
Hey y’all, I need some help. I have something of a dilemma for what to do on Friday and Saturday. You see, at midnight on Friday night, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out, and I have a preordered copy from FYE which will be opening at midnight. However, I am leaving a scant six hours later to fly back home for the wedding (YAY! way cooler than Harry Potter). It’s obvious I will get no sleep between getting the book and the flight, and I’m planning on reading from the instant I get the book until I can’t keep my eyes open any longer (which will most likely be on Sunday some time). Adding to that is the fact that Hairspray has a midnight showing Thursday night that I want to go to. I’ve been looking forward to Hairspray more than any other movie this year. So basically I need help finding sleeping time. Would it be best to go to sleep as soon as I get back from Hairspray and sleep late (assuming all my packing and pre-trip stuff is done) and wake up some time in the afternoon to finalize everything and prepare for HP? Or, do I get back from Hairspray and stay up until the late morning or early afternoon and sleep then, storing up my sleep so that as soon as I wake up I can get my book and start crying (oh, you know I will)? Any suggestions? Am I crazy? Am I weird?
In other news, I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I’m tired and my AC isn’t working in here.)
Live Free or Die Hard
I was one of the few who were ridiculously thrilled when it was announced that, after years of rumors, there would finally be a fourth Die Hard film. I’ve always been a huge Bruce Willis fan and I honestly couldn’t wait. The original three are wonderful and unique and truly redefined what could be done on screen. They’re three of the most pulse-pounding, hilarious, and heart-wrenching films in history, and they showed that just because you fill a movie with fights and explosions, it doesn’t mean there can’t be a heart and soul that soars and falls as much as in a great drama. The Dragonslayer Myth was never (and hasn’t since been) so real, so pure, and so totally badass.
I’m here to say that Live Free or Die Hard delivers on all those fronts, though in a more restrained way. The film takes one of my favorite characters in all of cinema and puts him in a believable and rather terrifying situation: a “terrorist” group has shut down the nation’s digital infrastructure, dealing a possibly fatal blow to the economic and social welfare of our country. In today’s society, it doesn’t feel nearly as far fetched as it sounds. They teamed our John McClane with an enjoyable sidekick (Justin Long), who keeps the plot rolling and makes McClane’s heroics seem even more incredible. It’s a move that worked wonderfully in the third of the series and for the most part it pays off here.
The one aspect where Live Free or Die Hard seemed to fail (and fail is a relative term here) was in the role of the villain. In the first three films you had villains who were as memorable as our heroes, who you enjoyed every moment they were on screen and who you missed when they weren’t. Jeremy Irons brought a sadistic joy to his role in number three, William Sadler and John Amos brought a sense of reality and military discipline to number two, and Alan Rickman is one of the biggest Oscar snubs in history for his iconic role in number one. Timothy Olyphant, however, brings very little. The only real glimmer of a character comes in the moments where he is afraid of McClane, as he should be, but otherwise he is just a placeholder. Part of the problem is that he is too young to be particularly threatening or wise, and he lacks any sort of color at all. I’m not sure how much of that last bit is due to the writing, but I imagine he still wouldn’t have brought much to the table.
The action scenes are spectacular, particularly the helicopter chase and its finale. There is an action piece in the end with a fighter jet that is fairly unnecessary, and it was probably inserted to throw in some more explosions before the tense and wonderfully low-key final sequence. In my opinion they could have left it out, but the film doesn’t suffer much from the extra action.
What really matters, though, is our man McClane. He is probably the most heroic of all movie heroes, and at the same time the most relatable. Every hit he takes we all feel, which is part of the magic of the character, and part of the magic of Bruce Willis’ performance. In the end, the only thing that can make this a Die Hard film instead of another action film is Willis and McClane. He is older and slower and sadder, but he is still the same man, the one we want him to be.
The one real difference between the McClane of this film and the McClane of the others is that he makes more of an active choice to be involved. In the first three he became involved against his free will and had no choice but to see the situation through. In this film he is still thrown into things, but he has much more of an opportunity to step away and let others handle the situation. At first I saw this as a negative, because the original trilogy was really an example of what a man can put himself through when he has no other choice but to die and allow others to die too. This time he chooses to put himself through it all, because it’s the right thing to do, and someone has to. If he had done nothing, the bad guys would have gotten away with their plan, but there would have been no personal cost to him. But being the older and wiser man he is, McClane does what is right, and chooses to put himself at risk for the good of strangers. I think that is the mark of good filmmaking, and it’s subtle. A hero who does something heroic because he’s the hero isn’t nearly as interesting as a man who does something heroic because it’s the right thing to do. And that is where John McClane really shines.
On a side note, to wrap this up, I’m rapidly losing my faith and my patience with the MPAA rating system. Generally I think ratings aren’t that important in this day and age because you can easily go online (www.kids-in-mind.com) and see exactly what is in a movie before you take your family to see it. It’s great that this information is available and it means there is no excuse for being surprised or offended by the content of a film. The ratings are generally a guide for families, and I think that is great, but the R rating has really ceased to mean much. As the rules stand, generally in a PG-13 movie you can say the word “fuck” or its derivatives 2 or 3 times as long as it is not in a sexual context. Any amount over that line, or any sexual context, and you get an R rating. I’m ok with that, as stupid as it is, but why have a rule if you can get around it? When McClane delivers his signature line “Yippee-ki-yay Motherfucker!” a sound effect is used to cover the “fucker” part (only partially cover, you can still clearly hear it, I am glad to say). How moronic is that? Why base a rating on the existence of a phrase or word in a movie if you can get a lower rating by making it harder to hear, even when everyone can hear exactly what is being said and knows it anway? For Pete’s sake, they used the line in the trailers and commercials for the movie, and on the posters. By now everyone of every age knows what he’s saying (“Mommy, why does it say ‘Yippee-ki-yay Mo-” and cut off on the poster? What does that mean?”). It is dumb that there are words in our society that are forbidden, but it is far dumber that you can get away with obviously implying those words but not actually saying them. It’s like we have rules just to make ourselves feel better when we do something we’re ashamed of or embarrassed by, because we really don’t understand why it’s something to be ashamed of or embarrassed by in the first place.
Anyways, I’m sorry about that, but it makes me furious (don’t even get me started on other aspects of the ratings, such as the disparity between violence and nudity in film). Live Free or Die Hard was a real blast, incredibly exciting and funny, and, with the exception of the villain, exactly what we expect from a film with Die Hard in the title. It’s a white-knuckle thrill-ride which will be hard to beat this summer. Yippee-ki-yay Motherfucker!
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Unemployed
So in case you haven’t heard, I got laid off last week. The company is downsizing its salary workforce and they decided I wasn’t needed. I’m not particularly surprised but it was still kind of shocking. After the wedding (4 weeks from tomorrow, I am so crazy excited!!!!) we’ll come back here and pack everything up and move back east, where we’d much rather be (it’s hot here, did you know that?).
But yeah, it’s pretty scary at the moment. I mean, I’m not freaking out or anything, but not having a source of income, especially when we’re about to get married, it’s scary. I’m looking for another mining engineering position back east. I have a year experience under my belt, which should help, but we’ll see.
So if you pray, and have some spare time, if you could pray for us, that we get through this and it all works out. I don’t know what will happen, but we’ll see, I guess.
Ratatouille
I am a picky eater, just ask my family, or my soon-to-be wife, or my friends, or anyone who has ever eaten with me. It’s not that I don’t necessarily like to try new foods, it’s that I know what I like the most, and given the choice, I will choose those foods. Take for example the classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I ate one for lunch every day at school starting in kindergarten, and having eaten so many has given me a very refined sense of what makes a good PB&J to me. It must use JIF Creamy Peanut Butter and Welch’s Concord Grape Jam. Any other brand or type will just not do. I generally go with Sara Lee Whole Grain White Bread, if I can find it, but it is really the inside that matters the most. The construction of the sandwich is of the utmost importance. Too much peanut butter and it is sticky and you are forced to drink too much, and too much jelly makes the sandwich soggy and overpowers the flavors. Despite all the conditions, however, any PB&J is generally enjoyable, but not all are the same.
So it is with film. I am certainly very picky when it comes to what I see in the theater. I like anything that is well made, but there are certain types of films I return to when given the choice. For example, 7 of the last 10 films I have seen were animated. And while all were enjoyable, much like any PB&J, Ratatouille was made just the way I like them. A Pixar film is like a sandwich made with exactly the right ingredients. You know to expect the best of the best every time. However, if you have eaten as many sandwiches as I, you know that perhaps every once in a thousand tries, if you’re lucky, you happen to make the perfect sandwich. It cannot be planned, forced, or studied, it just happens. The mix of the ingredients is perfect, just the right balance. And when you take that final bite, instead of feeling satisfied, you feel fulfilled, as if nothing could have possibly been any better. You can’t explain why, you can’t measure it, or quantify it, or even describe it. It’s just perfection. Ratatouille is perfection. It has the indefinable quality of taking something made just the way you like it, and doing it so well that it becomes more than you ever imagined it could be.
So enough with the sandwich metaphor, right? Let me put this in a way easy to understand.
Is Ratatouille the best animated film of the year so far?
Yes
Is Ratatouille the best film of the year so far?
Yes
Is Ratatouille the best Pixar film yet?
Yes
Is Ratatouille the best computer animated film ever?
It just might be.
Is Ratatouille the best animated film ever?
Well, that one is up for debate, but it will almost certainly crack my top 5, if not move all the way to the top. I’ll have to see it a few more times to be sure. It really is perfect, though. It is a story full of heart, but is never sappy or melodramatic. The days when the words animated and cartoon were one and the same are long gone. Films like Ratatouille are truly the great connectors, bringing us all together to a point where we can move past things like “That’s just for kids” and realize that these films are made for all of us. We can all enjoy them and grow together as a result. Nothing in this world compares to sitting in a theater filled with people of all ages, races and backgrounds and sharing the emotional experience of cinema. Lauging, crying, smiling together with strangers who you may never see again. That’s what it’s all about.
So I’ve basically been rambling about everything but Ratatouille but that’s because I really find I lack the words to describe it directly. I can only describe how it makes me feel about other things. It truly is the first great film of the year, and is so far above everything else I’ve seen lately (much of which I very much enjoyed) that it’s hard to even classify. The voice acting is some of the best I’ve seen, the animation has never looked so 100% real, the story was an absolute joy, made for adults but still enjoyable by kids. None of that, however, really does it justice. All I can really say is that it would truly be a tragedy for you to miss it. And that is the highest praise that can be given to any film.
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(Also, I’ve been freaking out about WALL-E for months, and the teaser trailer is showing before Ratatouille. It looks to be even better.)
