Giles: How are you?
Buffy: Loving the quiet. Nobody in here but me.
Giles: Jonathan? How’s he?
Buffy: Pretty crappy. His parents are freaking. He got suspended. And toting a piece to school, not exactly winning him a place with the in-crowd. But, I think he’s dealing.
Giles: Well, it’s good of you to check on him.
Buffy: Well, it’s nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity. Except, he’s starting to get that look, you know, like he’s gonna ask me to Prom.
Giles: Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem, if you…
Buffy: Oh come on! What am I, Saint Buffy? He’s like three feet tall!
Giles: I’m glad to see you’ve recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training?
Buffy: Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my mother!
(Giles walks into a tree)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”
Giles = Harry Potter at 40
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