Mal: Okay, help me find our man. He’s supposed to be old, kinda stocky, wears a red sash crossways.

Kaylee: Why does he do that?

Mal: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone Pageant. Just help me look.

Kaylee: (pointing) Is that him?

Mal: That’s the buffet table.

Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

Mal: Fine. Don’t make yourself sick.

Kaylee: Oh, xiè xiè [“thank you”], Captain.

Firefly – Episode 4 – “Shindig”