Quark: What you need is a Ferengi.

Jadzia Dax: Maybe. But what I want is Worf.

Julian Bashir: Why?

Jadzia Dax: Because he has the courage of a berserker cat, and he has the heart of a poet.

Quark: And the brain of a pig-headed idiot.

Jadzia Dax: Yeah, sometimes.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 7 – “Let He Who Is Without Sin…”