Buffy:  Well, this is nice. I-it’s a little bare, but a dash of paint, a few throw pillows… call it home!

Darla:  Who the hell are you?

Buffy:  You mean there’s actually someone in this town who doesn’t know already? Whew, that’s a relief, I’m telling you! Having a secret identity in this town is a job of work.

Xander:  Buffy, we bail now, right?

Thomas:  Not yet!

Buffy:  Okay, first of all, what’s with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge! Now, we can do this the hard way, or… well, actually there’s just the hard way.

Darla:  That’s fine with me!

Buffy:  Are you sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content…

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 1 – “Welcome to the Hellmouth”