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Sheldon: Oh, look! Saturn 3 is on.

Raj: I don’t want to watch Saturn 3Deep Space 9 is better.

Sheldon: How is Deep Space 9 better than Saturn 3?

Raj: Simple subtraction will tell you it’s six better.

Leonard: Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.

Sheldon: In what sense is that a compromise?

Leonard: Well, 5 is partway between 3 and…never mind.

The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: Episode 8 – “The Lizard-Spock Expansion”

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The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Episode 12 – “The Jerusalem Duality”

Sheldon: Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science.

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The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Episode 2 – “The Big Bran Hypothesis”

Sheldon: O Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.