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‘Dear Doctor, you know what to do?’ Stephen nodded, taking over the spokes and feeling the life of the wheel. The quartermaster stepped away, picked up a cutlass with a grim look of delight. ‘Doctor, what’s the Spanish for fifty more men?’

‘Otros cincuenta.’

‘Otros cincuenta,’ said Jack, looking into his face with a most affectionate smile. ‘Now lay us alongside, I beg.’

Master and Commander – Patrick O’Brian

Review: Cinderella

I wasn’t entirely sure what to expect from Disney’s new live-action version of Cinderella, and I even had some doubts about how it might turn out (and I am definitely not the doubting sort).  With Maleficent, it was clear from the outset that we would be seeing a familiar tale retold from the villain’s point of view, and this focus allowed the cast and crew to breathe new life into a well-known story.  Cinderella, on the other hand, presented itself as a straight-forward adaptation, and I was worried that it would either feel dull or unnecessary as a result, with nothing new to bring to the conversation.  (In the spirit of full disclosure, Cinderella was always my least favorite of the classic Disney princess films.)  Could Cinderella find a way to be engaging and feel fresh despite its old-fashioned approach?  In the end I was wrong to doubt, because Cinderella succeeds not in spite of its old-fashioned approach, but because of it.

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Julian Bashir: What’s that?

Miles O’Brien: It’s the tunnel.

Julian Bashir: What tunnel?

Miles O’Brien: You know, the… the tunnel to the great beyond.

Julian Bashir: Oh – it is. I must say, I’m… a bit disappointed; I expected it to be more elaborate.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”

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“Death’s got an Invisibility Cloak?” Harry interrupted again.

“So he can sneak up on people,” said Ron. “Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking . . . sorry, Hermione.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J.K. Rowling

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Kendra:  I had good reason to tink you were. Did I not see you kissing a vampire?

Willow:  Buffy would never do that! Oh. Except for that sometimes you do that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”

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He darted below. Stephen had four quiet wounded men, two corpses. ‘We’re boarding her,’ said Jack. ‘I must have your man — every man-jack aboard. Will you come?’

‘I will not,’ said Stephen. ‘I will steer, if you choose.’

‘Do — yes, do. Come on,’ cried Jack.

Master and Commander – Patrick O’Brian

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Miles O’Brien: [of Keiko] She always said I… I liked you more than I liked her.

Julian Bashir: That’s ridiculous!

Miles O’Brien: Right.

Julian Bashir: Well, maybe, maybe you do, a bit more.

Miles O’Brien: What? Are you crazy? She’s my wife, I love her!

Julian Bashir: Of course you love her – she’s your wife.

Miles O’Brien: Yeah.

Julian Bashir: I’m just saying, maybe you like me a bit more, that’s all.

Miles O’Brien: I do not.

Julian Bashir: You spend more time with me.

Miles O’Brien: We work together!

Julian Bashir: We have more in common.

Miles O’Brien: Julian, you are beginning to annoy me.

Julian Bashir: Darts, racquetball, Vic’s lounge, the Alamo… Need I go on?

Miles O’Brien: I *love* my wife.

Julian Bashir: And I love Ezri – passionately.

Miles O’Brien: You do?

Julian Bashir: Yes.

Miles O’Brien: Have you told her?

Julian Bashir: Not yet. But I will.

Miles O’Brien: Oh, yeah? Huh… When?

Julian Bashir: When I’m ready. It’s just that I… like you… a bit more. See? There, I’ve admitted it.

Miles O’Brien: Yeah, well – I *love* my wife.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure.

And Death spoke to them. He was angry that he had been cheated out of three new victims, for travelers usually drowned in the river. But Death was cunning. He pretended to congratulate the three brothers upon their magic, and said that each had earned a prize for having been clever enough to evade him.

So the eldest brother, who was a combative man, asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence: a wand that must always win duels for its owner, a wand worthy of a wizard who had conquered Death! So Death crossed to an elder tree on the banks of the river, fashioned a wand from a branch that hung there, and gave it to the oldest brother.

Then the second brother, who was an arrogant man, decided that he wanted to humiliate Death still further, and asked for the power to recall others from Death. So Death picked up a stone from the riverbank and gave it to the second brother, and told him that the stone would have the power to bring back the dead.

And then Death asked the third and youngest brother what he would like. The youngest brother was the humblest and also the wisest of the brothers, and he did not trust Death. So he asked for something that would enable him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death. And Death, most unwillingly, handed over his own Cloak of Invisibility.

Then Death stood aside and allowed the three brothers to continue on their way, and they did so, talking with wonder of the adventure they had had, and admiring Death’s gifts.

In due course the brothers separated, each for his own destination.

The first brother traveled on for a week or more, and reaching a distant village, sought out a fellow wizard with whom he had a quarrel. Naturally, with the Elder Wand as his weapon, he could not fail to win the duel that followed. Leaving his enemy dead upon the floor, the oldest brother proceeded to an inn, where he boasted loudly of the powerful wand he had snatched from Death himself, and of how it made him invincible.

That very night, another wizard crept upon the oldest brother as he lay, wine-sodden, upon his bed. The thief took the wand and, for good measure, slit the oldest brother’s throat.

And so Death took the first brother for his own.

Meanwhile, the second brother journeyed to his own home, where he lived alone. Here he took out the stone that had the power to recall the dead, and turned it thrice in his hand. To his amazement and his delight, the figure of the girl he had hoped to marry, before her untimely death, appeared at once before him.

Yet she was sad and cold, separated from him as by a veil. Though she had returned to the mortal world, she did not truly belong there and suffered. Finally the second brother, driven mad with hopeless longing, killed himself so as truly to join her.

And so Death took the second brother for his own.

But though Death searched for the third brother for many years, he was never able to find him. It was only when he had attained a great age that the youngest brother finally took off the Cloak of Invisibility and gave it to his son. And then he greeted Death as an old friend, and went along with him gladly, and, equals, they departed this life.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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Giles:  Willow?

Willow:  Don’t warn the tadpoles!

Giles:  Are you alright?

Willow:  Giles, what are you doing here?

Giles:  It’s the library, Willow. You fell asleep.

Willow:  Oh! I…

Giles:  Don’t warn the tadpoles?

Willow:  I… I have frog fear.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”

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‘I am coming to believe that laws are the prime cause of unhappiness. It is not merely a case of born under one law, required another to obey — you know the lines: I have no memory for verse. No, sir: it is born under half a dozen, required another fifty to obey. There are parallel sets of laws in different keys that have nothing to do with one another and that are even downright contradictory. You, now — you wish to do something that the Articles of War and (as you explained to me) the rules of generosity forbid, but that your present notion of the moral law and your present notion of the point of honour require. This is but one instance of what is as common as breathing. Buridan’s ass died of misery between equidistant mangers, drawn first by one and then by the other. Then again, with a slight difference, there are these double loyalties — another great source of torment.’

‘Upon my word, I cannot see what you mean by double loyalty. You can only have one King. And a mean’s heart can only be in one place at a time, unless he is a scrub.’

‘What nonsense you do talk, to be sure,’ said Stephen. ‘What “balls”, as you sea-officers say: it is a matter of common observation that a man may be sincerely attached to two women at once — to three, to four, to a surprising number of women. However,’ he said, ‘no doubt you know more of these things than I. No: what I had in mind were those wider loyalties, those more general conflicts — the candid American, for example, before the issue became envenomed; the unimpassioned Jacobite in ’45; Catholic priests in France today — Frenchmen of many complexions, in and out of France. So much pain; and the more honest the man the worse the pain. but there at least the conflict is direct: it seems to me that the greater mass of confusion and distress must arise from these less evident divergencies — the moral law, the civil, military, common laws, the code of honour, custom, the rules of practical life, of civility, of amorous conversation, gallantry, to say nothing of Christianity for those that practise it. All sometimes, indeed generally, at variance; none ever in an entirely harmonious relation to the rest; and a man is perpetually required to choose one rather than another, perhaps (in his particular case) its contrary. It is as though our strings were each tuned according to a completely separate system — it is as though the poor ass were surrounded by four and twenty mangers.’

‘You are an antinomian,’ said Jack.

‘I am a pragmatist,’ said Stephen.

Master and Commander – Patrick O’Brian