Xander:  So you just went home?

Buffy:  What was I supposed to do? Say to Owen, ‘Sorry I was late, I was sitting in a cemetery with the librarian waiting for a vampire to rise so I could prevent an evil prophecy from coming to pass?’

Xander:  Or flat tire?

Buffy:  I can’t take this anymore. I feel like everyone is staring at me, the big, hideous, dateless monster. (to a passing student) What? Yeah, that’s right, I have no life, c’mon, nothin’ to see here, pal, move it along!

Xander:  You’re acting a little overly, aren’t you? I mean, you could have any guy in school.

Buffy:  He’s not any guy. He’s more… Oweny.

Xander:  Sure, he’s got a certain Owenosity, but that’s not hard to find. I mean, a lotta guys read. I can read.

Owen:  Hey, Buffy!

Buffy:  Owen!

Xander:  Oh, look, it’s Owen. Buffy and Owen. And Xander. That’d be me.

Owen:  W-where were you last night?

Buffy:  Oh. Well, um, my watch broke and we don’t have any clocks in our house and so I didn’t know what time it was or even what day it was…

Owen:  I thought I was the only one that happened to.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”