Chief O’Brien: Well, why did you invite her over, if you don’t mind my asking?
Commander Sisko: Curiosity, mostly. I want to see what I was up against.
Chief O’Brien: What if it turns out you like her?
Commander Sisko: She’s a dabo girl, she’s dating my son – I don’t want to like her.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 6 – “The Abandoned”
Jadzia Dax: Wife problems, Chief?
Miles O’Brien: How did you know?
Jadzia Dax: I’ve been a husband and I’ve been a wife, and I know that look from both sides.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 3 – “The House of Quark”
Chief O’Brien: I can’t believe you’ve forgotten! It’s ‘I’m married to the most wonderful woman in the galaxy’-day. I marked it in your calendar!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 3 – “The House of Quark”
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 14 – “Whispers”
Miles O’Brien: Are you nearly finished? I believe you poked into every orifice in my body… and created a few new ones.
Julian Bashir: Any dizziness? Oversleeping? Lack of energy? Euphoria?
O’Brien: Yes! All of them, especially euphoria! Lots of euphoria!
Bashir: Seriously.
O’Brien: Look, if you are determined to keep me here until you find something wrong with me, I’ll see if I can’t grow you a hangnail!
Bashir: Eye problems? Hearing? Headaches
O’Brien: Headache! There you go. In fact, I’m getting a very bad one right now!
Bashir: Short temper…flies off the handle under the slightest provocation. Perfectly normal.
O’Brien: I’m glad you’re enjoying this.
Bashir: Sorry, I know how you feel about doctors.
O’Brien: It’s not doctors I have a problem with
[Together] It’s you Julian.
Bashir: Well, your sense of humor seems normal enough.
O’Brien: I don’t have a sense of humor.
Bashir: Cough.
[O’Brien coughs]
Bashir: How’s the sex life?
O’Brien: I don’t have a sense of humor.
Bashir: Cough!
[O’Brien coughs]
Bashir: Everything all right in that department
O’Brien: That department is none of Starfleet’s business, or yours.
The Love Pirate 