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Doctor Bashir: Nervous, Chief?
Miles O’Brien: What are you talking about?
Doctor Bashir: That’s your fifth cup of coffee in twenty minutes.
Miles O’Brien: I didn’t realize you were keeping track.
Doctor Bashir: Oh, nervous and irascible.
Miles O’Brien: If you hadn’t seen your wife and child for two months, you’d be irascible too.
Doctor Bashir: Well, believe me, I’m looking forward to Keiko and Molly’s visit as much as you are.
Miles O’Brien: Ha, I doubt that.
Doctor Bashir: How many games of raquetball have we played in the last two months?
Miles O’Brien: I don’t know. Fifteen, maybe twenty.
Doctor Bashir: Try seventy. I’ve been keeping track of that, too, and do you know what all those games have proved to me? That I’m a poor substitute for your wife.
Miles O’Brien: I could have told you that sixty games ago.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3, Episode 10 – “Fascination”

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Jadzia Dax: None of Dax’s hosts, even Jadzia, had any musical ability.

Julian Bashir: Nobody said life was fair.

Jadzia Dax: Yeah, even if you had seven of ’em.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 4 – “Equilibrium”

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 22 – “The Wire”

Bashir: Try not to yell at any more admirals for a while.

Sisko: I wasn’t yelling. I was expressing my opinion loudly.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 22 – “The Wire”

Jadzia Dax: Can you tell what’s wrong with it?

Julian Bashir: In my expert medical opinion, I’d say it’s… sick.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season2: Episode 22 – “The Wire

Garak: Doctor, did anyone ever tell you that you are an infuriating pest?

Dr. Bashir: Chief O’Brien all the time, and I never pay any attention to him either.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 14 – “Whispers”

Miles O’Brien: Are you nearly finished? I believe you poked into every orifice in my body… and created a few new ones.

Julian Bashir: Any dizziness? Oversleeping? Lack of energy? Euphoria?

O’Brien: Yes! All of them, especially euphoria! Lots of euphoria!

Bashir: Seriously.

O’Brien: Look, if you are determined to keep me here until you find something wrong with me, I’ll see if I can’t grow you a hangnail!

Bashir: Eye problems? Hearing? Headaches

O’Brien: Headache! There you go. In fact, I’m getting a very bad one right now!

Bashir: Short temper…flies off the handle under the slightest provocation. Perfectly normal.

O’Brien: I’m glad you’re enjoying this.

Bashir: Sorry, I know how you feel about doctors.

O’Brien: It’s not doctors I have a problem with

[Together] It’s you Julian.

Bashir: Well, your sense of humor seems normal enough.

O’Brien: I don’t have a sense of humor.

Bashir: Cough.

[O’Brien coughs]

Bashir: How’s the sex life?

O’Brien: I don’t have a sense of humor.

Bashir: Cough!

[O’Brien coughs]

Bashir: Everything all right in that department

O’Brien: That department is none of Starfleet’s business, or yours.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 10 – “Sanctuary”

Jadzia Dax: Are all your leaders women?

Haneek: Yes.

Julian Bashir: All of them?

Jadzia Dax: You heard her, Julian.