Quote of the Day

Lauren: The Chief doesn’t like any of us. Do you, Chief?

Miles O’Brien: Julian…

Jack: He’s just jealous you’re spending so much time with us.

Lauren: His wife’s away. He misses his friend.

Miles O’Brien: I do not.

Lauren: It’s all right, Julian. Go play with your friend, we’ll be fine.

Julian Bashir: You want me to play with you, do you, Chief?

Miles O’Brien: No!

Lauren: Yes, you do.

Julian Bashir: Come on, let’s go to Quark’s.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 9 – “Statistical Probabilities”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: Miles?

Miles O’Brien: Yeah?

Julian Bashir: It works… I’ve had a vision about the future… I can see it so clearly.

Miles O’Brien: What is it?

Julian Bashir: I’m going to kill Worf… I’m going to kill Worf!… that’s what I’m going to do… I see it so clearly!

Miles O’Brien: Kill Worf.

Julian Bashir: Yeah, kill Worf.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”

Quote of the Day

Worf: These… are Ma’Stakas.

Julian Bashir: What, er… what do we do with them?

Martok: At the conclusion of the wedding ceremony, you will use them to attack Worf and Dax.

Miles O’Brien: Obviously. Don’t you know anything?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”

Quote of the Day

Worf: There are six trials we must face on the path to Kal’Hyah. This is the first – deprivation. We now begin a fast that will continue until the day of the wedding.

Julian Bashir: That’s four days away.

Martok: It is a short time, I know, but we must make the best of it.

Benjamin Sisko: What are the other five trials?

Worf: Blood, pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death.

Julian Bashir: Sounds like marriage alright.

Miles O’Brien: How would you know?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”

Quote of the Day

Worf: As you probably know by now, Jadzia and I will be married here on the station in six days.

Julian Bashir: There’s nothing more romantic than a wedding on DS9 in springtime.

Miles O’Brien: …when the neutrinos are in bloom.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 7 – “You Are Cordially Invited”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Cannon to the right of them, Cannon to the left of them, Cannon in front of them, Volley’d and thunder’d…

Julian Bashir: Storm’d at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of Hell, Rode the six hundred.

Nog: Whatever it is you two are reciting, I wish you’d stop!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 6 – “Sacrifice of Angels”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Here’s to retaking the castle.

Julian Bashir: And planting our flag on its battlements once again.

Jadzia Dax: You two spend too much time in the holosuites.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 5 – “Favor the Bold”

Quote of the Day

Julian Bashir: So I guess it’s your game again.

Miles O’Brien: What’s that, five in a row?

Julian Bashir: At least.

Miles O’Brien: Wait a minute. You haven’t been letting me win, have you?

Julian Bashir: What makes you think that?

Miles O’Brien: You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.

Julian Bashir: Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.

Miles O’Brien: I don’t believe it. I don’t need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.

Julian Bashir: I never said you couldn’t.

Miles O’Brien: Well, play then. Really play!

[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O’Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]

Miles O’Brien: Alright, from now on, you play from over here,

[moves Bashir behind a pole]

Miles O’Brien: I play from up here.

[stands in his usual spot]

Miles O’Brien: If that doesn’t work, we’ll try a blindfold.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 16 – “Dr. Bashir, I Presume?”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Four weeks? Are you telling me I’ve been hanging around a Changeling for over a month?

Julian Bashir: And you never even suspected it wasn’t me?

Miles O’Brien: No. And the worst part is, the clues were right in front of me.

Julian Bashir: What clues?

Miles O’Brien: Well, for one thing, he… was a lot easier to get along with.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 15 – “By Inferno’s Light”

Quote of the Day

Garak: You’ve come a long way from the naive young man I met five years ago. You’ve become distrustful and suspicious. It suits you.

Julian Bashir: I had a good teacher.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 14 – “In Purgatory’s Shadow”