Buffy: It’s not that big a deal. It’s just a bunch of people getting together.
Willow: It’s a very big deal!
Buffy: It’s not!
Willow: It is. (spots Giles) Tell her!
Giles: I’m afraid it’s very big.
Willow: Thank you! Wait! What are you talking about?
Giles: What are *you* talking about?
Buffy and Willow: Boys!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”
Xander: Has anybody given any thought to what this green stuff is?
Buffy: Hmm, I’m avoiding the subject.
Xander: I think it’s kale, or possibly string cheese. So, Buffy, how’d the slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander!
Xander: I mean, how’d the *laying* go? No, I don’t mean that either.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”
Buffy: Oh! Owen! Hi!
Giles: What do you want?
Owen: A book?
Giles: Oh!
Buffy: See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.
Giles: I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 5 – “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”
Giles: Where am I gonna find the…
Buffy: In the vid library? There’re no books, but it’s dark and musty, you’ll feel right at home, go!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”
Giles: Uh, well, basically the, uh, the She-Mantis assumes the form of a beautiful woman and then lures innocent virgins back to her nest.
Buffy: Virgins? Well, Xander’s not a, uh… I mean, he’s probably…
Willow: …gonna die!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”
Giles: Um, this computer invasion that Willow’s performing on the coroner’s office, one, one assumes it is entirely legal?
Willow: Entirely!
Buffy: Of course!
Giles: Right. Wasn’t here, didn’t see it, couldn’t have stopped you.
Buffy: Good idea.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”
Giles: That’s all he said? Fork Guy?
Buffy: That’s all Cryptic Guy said: Fork Guy.
Giles: I think there are too many ‘guys’ in your life. (laughs at his own joke)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”
Xander: Who’s that?
Willow: That must be Angel! I think?
Xander: That weird guy that warned her about all the vampires?
Willow: That’s him, I’ll bet you.
Xander: Well, he’s buff! She never said anything about him being buff!
Willow: You think he’s buff?
Xander: He’s a very attractive man! How come *that* never came up?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 4 – “Teacher’s Pet”
Giles: Someone doesn’t like cheerleading.
Buffy: Or likes it too much.
Willow: Amy!
Buffy: Amy!
Xander: So, you guys are leaning towards Amy?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 3 – “The Witch”
Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 3 – “The Witch”
The Love Pirate 