Machete Kills is in many ways inferior to its 2010 predecessor, Machete, which was itself based on a fake trailer from the Rodriguez/Tarantino double feature Grindhouse. It lacks that film’s madcap energy, its strong ties into Mexican culture, and its emphatic political message. The sequel heads things much more in the direction of a James Bond parody, which robs it of some of the unique spirit that made the first film feel so fresh. It even tones back the gore, if you care about such things, though that was never what brought my interest to the series. But despite all that, Machete Kills does some very creative and interesting things that allow it to stand out in an era of bland action movies full of computer generated destruction. Continue reading
Quote of the Day
![]()
Jenny Mills: If you don’t fight for the things you stand for, you don’t really stand for them.
Sleepy Hollow, Season 1: Episode 4 – “The Lesser Key of Solomon”
What if there was a Best Voice Performance Oscar? – 1993
(Note: This is a fictional creative writing exercise, inspired by hours of contemplation of which animated performances have been most worthy of attention over the years. This feature imagines that a Best Voice Performance category was added to the Oscars following Beauty and the Beast’s nomination for Best Picture at the 64th Academy Awards. Each week I’ll cover the hypothetical nominees and winner from one year of animated performances.)
Following Robin Williams’ win of the first ever Best Voice Performance Oscar for his role as The Genie inAladdin, industry experts began looking ahead at 1993’s slate of animated films, trying to anticipate who the next winner might be. Both the experts and the Academy were more than a little dismayed to find that not only was Disney not releasing a classically styled animated films along the lines of Beauty and the Beastand Aladdin, but that there were very few animated films lined up for the year at all. There were calls from opponents to drop the category entirely, while even some supporters of the award thought it might be best to hold the award back and only bring it out on years with better prospects. Nevertheless, the Academy decided to press on with the award as an accepted part of the ceremony, not knowing exactly what the nominations would bring. Continue reading
Quote of the Day

Chief O’Brien: Well, why did you invite her over, if you don’t mind my asking?
Commander Sisko: Curiosity, mostly. I want to see what I was up against.
Chief O’Brien: What if it turns out you like her?
Commander Sisko: She’s a dabo girl, she’s dating my son – I don’t want to like her.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3: Episode 6 – “The Abandoned”
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
“An excellent point,” said Professor Dumbledore. “My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers, but did Aberforth hide? No, he did not! He held his head high and went about his business as usual! Of course, I’m not entirely sure he can read, so that may not have been bravery. . . .”
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – J.K. Rowling
Friday Favorites: Favorite Scene – Beetlejuice
Welcome to “Friday Favorites” which highlight some of my favorite movie-related things.
Whenever Halloween approaches, I always think of Beetlejuice. Maybe it’s because I dressed up as the title character one year for Halloween, or because the movie fits in with the season so well. And whenever I think of Beetlejuice, my mind immediately jumps to one particular scene. It’s the scene, for me, that perfectly captures the essence of the film’s spirit, despite the fact that features none of the 3 lead actors of the film. Take a look, and read on for my thoughts:
What scene did you think I was going to pick? Continue reading
Review: Gravity
Gravity, despite pulling aspects from a variety of familiar film styles, is a movie that feels unique, which is something with great appeal to me these days. It has much in common with Open Water, the 2003 film about a couple who are left behind while scuba diving, but it also borrows heavily from a variety of disaster movies where people are trapped or stranded and have to improvise a way to survive. And of course, it has a lot in common with Apollo 13, including the use of Ed Harris as the voice of mission control. (It even blatantly steals and idea from WALL-E and contains obvious references to Star Wars and Alien.) But its tone is drastically different from all of those films. Where those movies have a frantic aspect to them, with every moment devoted to the heroes solving the next problem or overcoming the next obstacle, Gravity has a peacefulness to it that sets it apart. And while there are moments of terror and suspense, the calm peaceful moments are what will stick with you after you’ve left the theater. Continue reading
Quote of the Day
Leonard: I’ve always been a little confused about this — why don’t Hindus eat beef?
Raj: We believe cows are gods.
Sheldon: Not technically. In Hinduism cattle are thought to be like gods.
Raj: Do not tell me about my own culture, Sheldon! In the mood I’m in, I’ll take you out, I swear to cow!
The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: Episode 4 – “The Pirate Solution”
Quote of the Day
“Of course we still want to know you!” Harry said, staring at Hagrid. “You don’t think anything that Skeeter cow — sorry, Professor,” he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.
“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said, Harry,” said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – J.K. Rowling

