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“We’ve got a problem, Snape,” said the lumpy Amycus, whose eyes and wand were fixed alike upon Dumbledore, “the boy doesn’t seem able —”
But somebody else had spoken Snape’s name, quite softly.
“Severus . . .”
The sound frightened Harry beyond anything he had experienced all evening. For the first time, Dumbledore was pleading.
Snape said nothing, but walked forward and pushed Malfoy roughly out of the way. The three Death Eaters fell back without a word. Even the werewolf seemed cowed.
Snape gazed for a moment at Dumbledore, and there was revulsion and hatred in the harsh lines of his face.
“Severus . . . please . . .”
Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore.
“Avada Kedavra!“

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

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A bitca?

Willow:  She’s possessed!

Giles:  Possessed?

Willow:  That’s the only explanation that makes any sense. I mean, you should’ve seen her last night. That wasn’t Buffy.

Xander:  Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to me? … She’s possessed.

Giles:  Possessed by what?

Willow:  Aaaaa possessing thing!

Giles:  Well, that narrows it down.

Xander:  Well, you’re the expert. Hey, maybe when the Master killed her some… mystical bad guy transference thing happened.

Willow:  That’s what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?

Giles:  Willow, I think we’re a little too old to be spelling things out.

Xander:  A bitca?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”

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Eavesdropping—a word which here means “listening in on interesting conversations you are not invited to join”—is a valuable thing to do, and it is often an enjoyable thing to do, but it is not a polite thing to do, and like most impolite things, you are bound to get into trouble if you get caught doing it.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival – Lemony Snicket

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Lasaran: A Klingon! Why did they have to send a Klingon?

Jadzia Dax: I’m a Trill. Does that make you feel any better?

Lasaran: Are you trying to be funny?

Jadzia Dax: Not at all. He’s the funny one.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 16 – “Change of Heart”

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“It’s going to be alright, sir,” Harry said over and over again, more worried by Dumbledore’s silence than he had been by his weakened voice. “We’re nearly there. . . . I can Apparate us both back. . . . Don’t worry. . . .”
“I am not worried, Harry,” said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. “I am with you.”

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

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When She Was Bad

Giles:  I wonder if they’re here for any purpose, particularly.

Buffy:  You’re the Watcher. I just work here.

Giles:  Yes, I-I must consult my books.

Xander:  Oh, eight minutes and thirty-three seconds, pay up. (Willow hands him a dollar) I called ten minutes before you’d consult your books about something.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”

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“Maybe we could call the police from that phone booth,” Klaus said.

“Dragnet!” Sunny said, which meant “But the police think we’re murderers!”

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival – Lemony Snicket

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Jadzia Dax: Worf, you’re practically easygoing. What’s next? A sense of humor?

Worf: I have a sense of humor! On the Enterprise I was considered to be quite amusing.

Jadzia Dax: That must have been one dull ship.

Worf: That is a joke. I get it… it is not funny, but I get it.

Jadzia Dax: I don’t know if I can get used to this “new you.” It’s kind of eerie.

Worf: Your problem is, you cannot accept change.

Jadzia Dax: *I* can’t accept change?

Worf: That is correct.

Jadzia Dax: Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding! I’ve changed bodies six times, Worf.

Worf: Yes, but you are still very set in your ways.

Jadzia Dax: And look who’s talking.

Worf: Well, I do not have to sleep on the same side of the bed every night, or brush my hair exactly fifty strokes every night, or eat the same thing for breakfast every day, or read the last page of the book before the beginning, or lift up the…

Jadzia Dax: I get the point! I don’t know how you can live with someone so monotonous.

Worf: It is not easy… *That* was a joke.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 16 – “Change of Heart”

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“There is nothing to be feared from a body, Harry, any more than there is anything to be feared from the darkness. Lord Voldemort, who of course secretly fears both, disagrees. But once again he reveals his lack of wisdom. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.”

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling

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When She Was Bad

Willow:  Giles!

Xander:  Yo! G-man! What’s up?

Giles:  Nice to see you. And don’t ever call me that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”