Willow:  Buffy! How come you weren’t in class?

Buffy:  Vampire issues. Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?

Xander:  I think the word you’re searching for is ‘absent’.

Willow:  Tardy people show.

Buffy:  Right.

Willow:  And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this.

(hands her an egg)

Buffy:  As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract.

Willow:  No, it’s your baby!

Buffy:  Okay, I get it even less.

Xander:  Well, you know, it’s the whole ‘sex leads to responsibility’ thing, which I personally don’t get. You gotta take care of the egg. It’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.

Willow:  My egg is Jewish.

Xander:  Then teach it that Dreidel song.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 12 – “Bad Eggs”