Buffy:  So! What’d you do all day?

Angel:  Uh, I read a little.And just thought about a lot of things. Buffy, I…

Buffy:  My diary? You read my diary? That is *not* okay! A diary is like a person’s most private place! I… You don’t even know what I was writing about! ‘Hunk’ can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are ‘penetrating’, I meant to write ‘bulging’.

Angel:  Buffy…

Buffy:  And ‘A’ doesn’t even stand for ‘Angel’ for that matter, it stands for… ‘Achmed’, a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all…

Angel:  Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched from the closet. I didn’t read it, I swear.

Buffy:  Oh! Oh…

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 7 – “Angel”