Miles O’Brien: Oh no!

Benjamin Sisko: What?

Miles O’Brien: I can’t believe it!

Benjamin Sisko: What?

Miles O’Brien: I tore my pants!

Benjamin Sisko: You… you tore your pants?

Miles O’Brien: Yeah, I tore my pants!

[Everybody laughs]

Miles O’Brien: I guess… I guess I’m really in trouble now, eh?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 6: Episode 2 – “Rocks and Shoals”