Jadzia Dax: If I were in your shoes, I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun and maybe even a little more attainable.

Worf: You are not in my shoes.

Jadzia Dax: Too bad. You’d be amazed at what I can do in a pair of size 18 boots.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5: Episode 3 – “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”