Julian Bashir: The first thing I need to do is run a complete bio-spectral analysis on an asymptomatic individual.

Jadzia Dax: Loosely translated, that means he needs a volunteer. Great. Now, if you’ll just have a seat, the doctor will be with you in a moment. They love to keep you waiting. It makes them feel important.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 24 – “The Quickening”