Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 2: Episode 14 – “Whispers”

Miles O’Brien: Are you nearly finished? I believe you poked into every orifice in my body… and created a few new ones.

Julian Bashir: Any dizziness? Oversleeping? Lack of energy? Euphoria?

O’Brien: Yes! All of them, especially euphoria! Lots of euphoria!

Bashir: Seriously.

O’Brien: Look, if you are determined to keep me here until you find something wrong with me, I’ll see if I can’t grow you a hangnail!

Bashir: Eye problems? Hearing? Headaches

O’Brien: Headache! There you go. In fact, I’m getting a very bad one right now!

Bashir: Short temper…flies off the handle under the slightest provocation. Perfectly normal.

O’Brien: I’m glad you’re enjoying this.

Bashir: Sorry, I know how you feel about doctors.

O’Brien: It’s not doctors I have a problem with

[Together] It’s you Julian.

Bashir: Well, your sense of humor seems normal enough.

O’Brien: I don’t have a sense of humor.

Bashir: Cough.

[O’Brien coughs]

Bashir: How’s the sex life?

O’Brien: I don’t have a sense of humor.

Bashir: Cough!

[O’Brien coughs]

Bashir: Everything all right in that department

O’Brien: That department is none of Starfleet’s business, or yours.