Yeah, so sorry it’s been way too long since my last post. The last week or two have been crazy. So yeah here it goes.

LOST: I didn’t get to see Lost last week, because I’m a retard and forgot to tape it… twice… but I read the update and it looked pretty awesome, and I guess I’ll have to wait for a rerun. But it turns out that Desmond ran away, that the “Others” encountered by the raft survivors are actually people from the tail of flight 815, and that they are complete jerks and liars. That’s all I can say about last week since I didn’t see it.

Survivor: Well the shakeup finally happened. I knew it was coming (and not just because the preview said it was). One tribe had been dominating so the producers had to even it up (though it’s still not very even). The reward challenge wasn’t really a challenge after all, but that’s ok, because it was all a setup for the juggling of tribe members. Gary got screwed, though. He’s now on the tribe with the sportswriter lady Danni, who totally called him out on being a former NFL QB. But he made the smart move and stuck with the lie, even though he’s an awful liar. Bobby John and Blake had a disgusting urinating alliance talk, followed by an even more disgusting handshake… ewwww… gimme the jibblies. In the end, poor Stephanie still lost, and perhaps she is cursed. In the end Brooke was voted out. She would not have been if Judd hadn’t been an idiot and flip-flopped on his original tribe. Now no one will be able to trust him, and he’ll still be the first one voted out of his “alliance”. Real smooth.